A cat in heat is pretty annoying, are you planning to get Tyson spayed soon? That should cool her jets a bit. A cat in heat will try to get out as well, probably better to get her spayed before bringing a litter of kittens into the world!
I have to assume the OP is in Massachusetts or a state (or country) that’s recognized same-sex unions or marriage. We were warned that doing so would lead to a rampant inter-species sexual frenzy, including but certainly not limited to men marrying their pets. But nobody listens, and now – behold the consequences.
We had a big black Lab named Lucky who now and again would attempt sexual congress with a cat. He would get the unfortunate cat between his front paws and hump away with a dreamy look on his dog face. The cats would endure it, more or less, but I guess sometimes Lucky got lucky, so to speak, and the cat would yowl, spit, claw, and run away. We were expecting “dittens” or “cogs”, but they never got born.
Lucky also would regurgitate food for the kittens in the barn. He was a cool, if confused dog. A good mum, too.
I have three cats, all fixed. One of them still gets these “instinctual urges” that he clearly doesn’t understand the purpose of. He attempts to act on them. It can be pretty funny.
I used to have a wiener dog that would, uh, hook up with a stray black cat that hung around my house. It was really surprising to me that the cat put up with it, it could have got away pretty easily if it wanted to.
The dog being cool with it wasn’t too shocking. He’d hump anything. Legs, his blanket, cardboard boxes, whatever. I think he was a reincarnated sailor or something.
There’s a potbellied pig where I used to board my horse. That pig had carnal knowledge of several of the geldings.The geldings would be lying in the pasture and the pig would mount them and pump away. I never saw it happen with the mares, but they were in a different pasture and I didn’t pay that much attention.
