When you see the name Scylla and a funny thread title, brace yourself! Great story!
I was careful this time. I made sure I wasn’t eating or drinking anything before clicking on this thread. I checked the floor for things that might hurt me if I should fall out of my chair, laughing. I have learned that threads by Scylla are often dangerously hilarious. 
Thanks, Scylla. It’s a grey, pissy day here, and I needed a good laugh.
Lordy, what a story.
Your doctor friend, man, I hope he doesn’t make jokes like that with his real patients! Pee-uuuw! They were horrible!
Oh, goodness. I laughed so hard.
So hard that, ironically enough, I managed to snarf an M&M up my nose.
Damn you, Scylla. Damn you.
Add me to the “Can Fit A Quarter Into His Nose” club. I’ve never attempted such a daring feat, though, as shooting them out my nose. I can, however, fit up to four quarters (two per nostril).
bump. Everybody needs to read this.
Scylla literally pays through the nose!
*[…in feigned British accent…] *Bravo! I say…, bravo!!
Scylla, sir, you are not just an SDMB poster. You, sir, deserve to be a noun in all languages. Whenever I see your name as OP beside a thread such as this – I instantly think “Oh, no, it’s another Scylla”. And then I read it. And never regret a thing.
You are wonderful.
Three cheers for Scylla and his moist, hairy hole!! 
This truly will require olympian effort to out-story.
Now we know why he keeps the pigeons out of the magic act!
Reminds me of the time I ate a flashlight bulb as a child, and the interesting method my mom used to treat the problem - but that’s another story… :rolleyes:
Now, that’s not irony, that’s a bummer. It would be irony if you had managed to snarf up three nickels and a dime.
Hehehehehehehehehee!!!
oh my sweet god scylla- is there any way i can pay you for that?
oh shit i laughed…
I used to be a newbie who thought he had a different sense of humor from the rest…
Now i am just a plain old newbie!!!
The dopers are like the medication I need in life!
While I think “Drowning the Peruvian” is a better story, this one if funnier. I’ll stop bumping Scylla’s old threads now.
[Yiddish accent] pennies, nickles, dimes, quarters, half-dollars, silver dollars…he’s got 12 bucks in change UP HIS NOSE [/Yiddish accent]
[sub]psst…please don’t! I never would have gotten to read this if you hadn’t![/sub] 
So when they ask how you’re doing, Scylla, I’ll bet you tell em, “No change yet.”
This was one of the first posts I read here and I still remember it with joy. It was on a depressed day and it really lifted me.
Thanks again Scylla, nice to reread.
Redboss