The Mandela Effect is plaguing me again

[Lumpy]

You might have seen the episode of South Park “Crack Baby Athletic Association”, in which at one point Cartman dresses as a Southern plantation owner and tries to get advice from the University of Colorado on how to avoid having to pay compensation to “slaves”.

Here’s the thing- I would have bet a small expendable body part that Cartman said something similar to the following: “Evah since the War of Northern Aggression, we have fallen upon hard times sir; hard times”. Yet the YouTube clips of that scene have no such dialog. Have the clips been edited, was it someone else somewhere else who said something similar, or have I completely imagined the whole thing? Does this sound at all familiar to anyone?

[bump]

Well, it does sound like something Cartman would say if he was pretending to be some sort of ex-Confederate.

Googling doesn’t come up with anything for that- even searching for “since the war of northern agression we have fallen upon hard times” only comes up with your post.

[digs]

@Lumpy

…at one point Cartman dresses as a Southern plantation owner.

@bump

searching for “since the war of northern agression we have fallen upon hard times” only comes up with your post.

Ohmigosh, in this timeline… you’re Cartman!