The many great careers of Denise Richards' Characters

Why do casting directors think Denise Richards is worthy of such high prestige careers? In the Bond film, she was a nuclear scientist. In an upcoming arc of Spin City, she will play the campaign manager of the mayor’s political rival. I won’t even mention she was a Star Ship Pilot in Starship Troopers (I guess I just did…) HUH? WHY? Has she shown ANY characteristic that indicates Rocket scientist? She’s a terrible actress! She should be playing life guards and porno queens. What do I expect from a girl who got her big break on Sienfeld as the NBC President’s Daughter who had nice boobs? If she stars in Good Will Hunting 2, I’m outta here. Every line she utters seems to end with an “OH MY, GAWD!” inflection.

Denise Richards performing Lady MacBeth:
“Out, Out Damn Snot. Oh, MY, GAWD!

[small][ashamed]She sure is hot, though[/ashamed][/small]

Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season

How d’ya like these apples? BA-BLAM

Perhaps someone’s put new slipcovers on the casting couch?

Chrome

I dunno the answer to your question.

Maybe someone should ask Keanu Reeves.

That’s funny because, well, the Little Lagomorph (20 mos.) has had a cold for a few days now, and he’s all congested, and we have to use one of those suction bulb thingies to try to keep his nose clear, and, well, trust me, it’s funny!

Sometimes you just gotta find your target audience with your humor.

[aside dealing with snot suction bulb thingies ]
Mrs. watsonwil is pregnant with our first child so I can’t wait until we get one of those things. I plan on buying a three pack and mysteriously “losing” one for my own use.
[/aside dealing with snot suction bulb thingies ]

Denise Richards: OH MY GAWD, My top just fell off while I, the President of the United States, was giving the state of the Union.
Keanu Reeves:Whoa!

Oh yeah. I forgot they did that.

:wally

The putz thing was directed at myself (I just wanted to see if that smiley REALLY worked.)

Remember that she wasn’t just a starship pilot, she was a starship pilot native to Buenos Aires. I was so impressed with her range and her ability to just exude Brazillian-ness.

My favorite line from the Bond film was, “Well, he’s no rocket scientist, that’s for sure!” Just for the sheer gall of the line. They don’t just say she’s a rocket scientist and leave it at that; they actually have her questioning other people’s qualifications.

SolomonGrundy writes:

> Remember that she wasn’t just a starship pilot, she was a
> starship pilot native to Buenos Aires. I was so impressed
> with her range and her ability to just exude Brazillian-
> ness.

And I’m appalled by your lack of knowledge of South American geography.

I’m guessing he was confused by the Andes, Wendell.

<snicker>

Remember that she wasn’t just a starship pilot, she was a starship pilot native to Buenos Aires. I was so impressed with her range and her ability to just exude Brazillian-ness.

Brazilian-ness boy you really need geography lessons. Where are you from anyway? from a hole deep deep in a mountain lost in the wilderness?

Hey, why ah’y’all complainin’? It ain’t like our dear lil’ sorbret Denise is going to know the difference.

Anyway, Venezuela is known for their well-endowed models.

[sub]That’s a geography joke, folks.[/sub]

Hey, she did her time as a brainless teenager. Remember Tammy and the T-Rex? No? Well, I can’t say I’m surprised. Suffice it to say the movie ends with her doing a striptease for her boyfriend, who, sadly, has by then been reduced to a brain living in a dish in her bedroom. But hey, that’s a step up from when his brain was in a T-Rex body…

Her only fitting role:

Denise Richards: The Areobics Istructional video
[highpitched way to excited voice]
“Come on girls were losing fat!”
[/highpitched way to excited voice]

My favorite Denise Richard career is of course ‘star of my pronographic daydreams’.

does she ever get natural in any movies?

and what do you mean she can’t act? did you see the scene in Starship Troopers where she got speared in the shoulder by the bug. She said “OOOuch” or “UUUUgh”. and scrunched her face all up.

There was that one movie where she was a teenage beauty paegant girl. She fit that role pretty damn well.

I just looked it up: It’s called Drop Dead Gorgeous.

It was actually a pretty funny movie.

After Wild Things, Denise Richards can do whatever she wants.

I’d like her to come wash my jeep.