The mordified poem

Yeppers. A simple or intentional mis-spelling and now we have to organize a search party on an un-named mountain somewhere on the planet called Earth.
Damn.
It was supposed to be my day off today.

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Yes. That is what happens to drive-by poets.

A bit derivative…

Last line is good though.

I hope the OP comes back.

Me too. Barack Obama returned, so maybe there’s hope.

I don’t get the reference, sentiments are the same. Just wondering what the back-story is.
Mordified is the word-of-the-day. Love it.

Oh, he’s the strange fellow who posted this thread, and then came back a few days later to start this already popular Pit thread. Just an example of a drive-by poster returning to the scene of his crime, that’s all.

It sure is.

And apparently “Mordified” has gone viral already! Here’s another later post from the same day with it (Italics in original):

Mordified: A strange twist on an unusual poem attributed to [redacted] posted on the Straight Dope Message Board website which has nothing to with drugs or mind-altering substances except for the aforementioned post.
:smiley:

When I die climbing Everest, I’d like my body to be mordified.