This is obviously a tool inspired by Og himself.
Have passed this on to all appropriate members of family. Dad will get one for Christmas.
Oh, I disagree, there’s NOTHING Mundane OR pointless about this!
I have the pleasure of owning one of these and It’s proved invaluable so far. Excellent for twisting 2 by 4’s in framing.
And of course the huge hammer face. 
Amateurs - the lot of ya!
One of my prized possessions I affectionately call Big Bar. I inherited it from my dad. It was a drive shaft for something in a former life. It’s six feet long and even though it stays in the bed of my pickup, it never rusts. It still has the splines on one end. Someone, who was a very skilled blacksmith, forged the other end into a perfectly curved pry-bar tip. It has just the right amount of spring to it. Unlike most commercial pinch bars, it’s round and smooth (except for the splines) and easy on the hands.
When I need to move something big, I reach for Big Bar.
When I need to bust rocks in a fence post hole, I reach for Big Bar.
When I need to pull up a broken fence post, I reach for Big Bar and a chain.
When I had a blowout on the camper and my jack was too tall to fit under the frame rail, I reached for Big Bar.
When I need to demolish something and a regular crow bar just ain’t getting it done, I reach for Big Bar.
I love my Big Bar.
… me want.
Cheap piece of crap. I was prying up the remnants of a wall off a floor and the damn thing snapped right in half. What was left of it of course ricocheted off a perpendicular stud and smacked me in the head, resulting in 6 stitches and a screaming headache.
I’m a girl and I want one!
Will you marry me?
As a young woman living in an apartment I have no need for one. I may have to buy a house simply so I have an excuse to own one of these.
You can use it for self defense.
Ya bunch of wusses! We’ve had one of these babies for MONTHS. I refer to it as the Murder Weapon.
grhuhh-grhuhh-grhuhh-grhuhh-grhuhh.
Oh boy! They have it at Canadian Tire!
Edit: and its brother!
(Seriously, how can you not love a tool named the “Stanley FatMax Xtreme FUBAR II”? 
‘Murder Weapon’ is what I call those little three-tong hand-rake things in the gardening department.
Don’t ask me about pruning shears. shudder
I was going to get my husband a set of Lion’s football tickets for his birthday.
Instead. He is getting one of these.
Most excellent.
Hmm… those ‘forcible entry’ tools is just what I need for when I forget my home keys.
MG, another girl who prefers hardware stores to shoe stores.
And you’ll only need to use it once. :smack:
I’m wondering when they’re going to come out with it’s cousin, the “Snafu”.
I need this!
It would certainly put the fear of Og into the kitties.
Well, crap! Until just now I had a COMPLETELY equipped woodworking and carpentry shop.
Must … have … FUBAR …