I wired my mom’s toilet seat so that when she sat down a 100dB siren went off.
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The title of the thread isn’t “hilarious practical jokes”–it’s “sadistic practical jokes”.
BAND NAME!
Well, someone had to say it…
How 'bout “Borderline Sadistic.” In the area of “What good are kids if you can’t abuse 'em a little?”
A coworker had this fake pile of dog doo and used it at work for a mildly humorous thing, and I borrowed it.
Took it home and put peanut butter on the top of it. The colors were freakin’ identical. Put it on the floor right after our 10-yo daughter got home from school.
Sure enough, in a few minutes, we hear, “Daaadddd!”
I go to her and say, “What is it?”
She points to the fake dog shit on the carpet. Says, “That looks like dog poop!”
I look at it.
I bend down.
I say, “Well, it LOOKS like dog poop.”
I rub my finger across the pile, getting a good amount of the peanut butter on said finger. I sniff it.
I say, “It SMELLS like dog poop…”
Then I put my finger into my mouth and suck off all the peanut butter…I smack my lips a time or two, nod, and say…
“Yep. That’s dog poop!”
Heh, heh, 19 years later, and she **still ** remembers that one!
When I was high school, our cafeteria gave out those little milk cartons. I took mine and left it outside in the sun for a couple days (in the summer). When he wasn’t looking, we switched his milk.
Shouts ensued for an impromptu milk chugging contest. He opened it so fast he didn’t notice it wasn’t cold. About halfway through the carton… hee hee!
Another trick is I was pissed my roommates girlfriend moved in. So I would grab a Penthouse and create an “additive” for her shampoo. I did it fairly regularly over a couple months. Once I moved out and got my deposit from her, I wrote her a note about what I did to her shampoo. Would’ve been funnier if I could see the look on her face.
I don’t get it. I saw "Something About Mary"and it seems to be a perfectly acceptable hair gel. ??
… and people wonder why we close threads with “sadistic practical jokes” in the title.