Porsche
Boxster
Children (because I initally read boxster as boxcar)
Trouble
Cat
Dog
Puppy!
God!
Satan
David Spade
Demon Llama
John Goodman
Roseanne Barr
Heh.
The National Anthem.
Great Gatsby (F. Scott Fitzgerald was descended from Francis Scott Key)
Twit
ETA: I know I’m going to get flamed for this. It’s a high school memory of required reading, and wouldn’t care to defend it in any serious debate.
Twee.
“The Painter of Light.”
Noose
(for those who don’t see how I got that: a painter is a name for a rope, in some nautical situations. As opposed to a sheet, or a line.)
Hanging.