Bought a handle of Crown 3 or 4 days ago. Sat in my freezer until today (Saints game). Opened the box up, then took the bottle out of the bag. Damn thing is only about 1/3 full. Has the plastic wrapping on top and everything. That’s like $40 of missing liquor. What the fuck?
Do you have a cleaning lady? 
If I could afford a cleaning lady, I wouldn’t be complaining about that kind of thing, I would be posting about my monocle and top hat being of dissapointing quality.
And I didn’t know where to post this, but figured someone else may have had the same thing happen, so put it in here. Don’t mind if it’s moved.
If it’s still sealed, I’d return it.
Like I was going to leave my television during a Saints NFC Divisional game for anything? And like I was going to not drink during the game? You crack me up, Rysto.
GEAUX SAINTS! THIS IS OUUUURR COUNTRYYYYY!!
This thread made me check the Johnny Walker Blue Label. (Not that I don’t trust my sister and BIL, who’d been keeping it for me.) The box is still sealed.
And I’m cheering the Saints.
Much appreciated, but I still have to hate you and your neighbors until
a) Saints sign a longterm contract to stay in New Orleans and not your NFL apathetic town.
b) the 2003 LSU-USC teams end the split.
c) Opal signs as MLB for the Saints to replace Simoneau.
Hey, I don’t like it here either. I can’t wait to get back to NoWA.
Just checked my supply of Crown Special Reserve. I cracked open a bottle and threw back a few shots with my son before he left for the military, the remainder is being saved for his return. It is intact. Must be a local problem there, but thanks for the heads up, I will double the guard on the liquor cabinet. Or turn over the keys to the cabinet to momma bear, that would reduce the threat considerably.