Sean, John’s son.
Kathy, Sean’s mother in law
Jake, Kathy’s wife
Sheila (her dog’s named Jake)
Sally, Shelia’s aunt.
Prince (Didn’t he do a song called “Oh Sheila”?)
William
Carla, William’s neighbor.
Sam, Carla’s boss and the bartender at Cheers
Jay, Sam’s bisexual ex-boyfriend
Silent Bob, Jay’s best friend
Andy, the character Bob played in last year’s production of Curtain Going Up
Jaime, Andy’s brother.
Marcus, the kid who told me Jaime claimed to have pictures of me naked
Allen (Marcus the running back)
Woody
Laura, Woody’s wife
Mary, Laura’s sister
Ben (Stiller): Something about Mary.
Gay (Focker) from Meet the Parents.