The Name Game

Sean, John’s son.

Kathy, Sean’s mother in law

Jake, Kathy’s wife

Sheila (her dog’s named Jake)

Sally, Shelia’s aunt.

Prince (Didn’t he do a song called “Oh Sheila”?)

William

Carla, William’s neighbor.

Sam, Carla’s boss and the bartender at Cheers

Jay, Sam’s bisexual ex-boyfriend

Silent Bob, Jay’s best friend

Andy, the character Bob played in last year’s production of Curtain Going Up

Jaime, Andy’s brother.

Marcus, the kid who told me Jaime claimed to have pictures of me naked

Allen (Marcus the running back)

Woody

Laura, Woody’s wife

Mary, Laura’s sister

Ben (Stiller): Something about Mary.

Gay (Focker) from Meet the Parents.