The Nanny Kaputs Kerik's Nomination for Homeland Security ... Yeah, Right

Yeah, that must be why we can’t warm up to easy-going charms of Janet Reno.

Come to think of it, could Kerik beat Janet in Demolition Match?

In a shocking surprise announcement, the Bush camp declares that no one is to blame:

You’ve got to go with the lies you’ve got, not the lies you wish you had.

I agree wholeheartedly. Especially about “siisy jokes” by some cross-dressing types, whose reference to an “intellectual prowess” is but a lucid guise for a woman’s name.

Ummm, dude? This is GD. Direct personal insults are verboten. Might ask your local mod if this qualifies. (I’m not gonna argue about it; that’s their beat.)

Sorry I missed that. I was busy on Amazon.com checking to see if Liza Minelli had any new CDs out for Christmas.

Fact is, my screen name = my real name. I’ve made that clear on a few occasions. I’ve got nothing to hide. :slight_smile:

That is only true if you are bigot enough to consider ‘cross-dressing’ as insult.

What about your Nanny?

Please. It’s “differently attired”.

Who’s your nanny? Say it… Who’s your nanny?

Where’s Larry Flynt on this? Why hasn’t he offered the Nanny $100,000 to step forward?

Maybe this nanny is the one and only woman in the US who doesn’t have nude pictures on file somewhere. Seems like whenever a woman gets her 15 minutes of fame these days, it turns out there are nude photos lying around in someone’s office.

Perhaps she will be tapped to offer commentary on “The Nanny” reruns on Nickelodian.

The possibilities are endless!

Thank you, yes, that’s what I meant. So don’t scratch my face.

Like I said, ask a mod if you want a definitive opinion.

Gonzales must be exceptionally loyal.

Look, I wasn’t the first to hint about “effeminate” and sexually frustrated people in this thread. If you track back, you might find out who started that. But no matter. In the spirit of pagan holidays approaching, we all are dancing merrily around the fire, just far enough not to get singed, and you are marching in with a big placard, “Beware of Fire!” Why don’t you toss it into the flames and join the fun?

Yep, it was our friend 'luci who started it, directed at me. Since it’s actually my real name, I could’ve taken it rather personally. I mean, I have no idea what the sexual proclivities of my great, great, great… great grandfather was back somewhere in the British Isles. There is an old family legend though, that the ancestral manse was quite well decorated!

Given all Kerik’s endless litany of shady deals and major problems, it’s probably worth noting that this isn’t the only job for which he should have been vetted. He was also put in charge of Iraqi police training: something that turned out to be a manifest failure (he left early, something that’s been unexplained). Shouldn’t he have been vetted before being put in charge of that rather important assignment?

It never ends:
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/

Possibly helpful:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A64738-2004Dec14.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3339-2004Dec15.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A49827-2004Dec8.html

Can you imagine putting all the law enforcement resources of the entire federal government in this guy’s hands?

Who are we talking about here? I thought Giuliani did the cross-dressing (and is at the heart of the Kerik affair) and Arnie made the sissy jokes? Am I missing something?