Haha 
It’s just fine to spend too many hours on the SDMB because all those other things that need to be done can definitely wait until tomorrow.
It’s ok to only read the OP and then post while ignoring all the other posts in the thread because that’s what we’re all doing anyway and no one’s going to notice.
It’s ok to cheat on your girlfriend if she isn’t putting out because its written into our genes to reproduce.
It’s OK to tie up women when you have sex with them, because otherwise they would escape.
It’s okay to say whatever the hell you want and get away with it, so long as you precede it with, “I once read this article. . .”
I once read this article that says it’s okay to beat a midget for no good reason.
Tripler
Trust me. I’ve done this. . .
It’s okay to judge and look down on ALL people of a certain group or nationality when an INDIVIDUAL from that group acts like a prick…
After all we are all reminded and berated with the expectation that we are to be on our best behavior when visiting foreign lands because they will make these same judgments on our cultures from our bad behavior. I mean, it’s expected right? 
It’s also okay to litter a bit because those litter-pickers/clean-up crews that the city hires need justification for their jobs, and at minimum wage they really need those jobs.