Really! It is!
Johnny Cash is rolling over in his grave.
But is it slimming?
Can I get a pair of pants with it?
My grandfather, from the mountains of western North Carolina, used to say, “It was darker than a stack of black cats!” Is it darker than that?
I want to do my bathroom in it. Then I could paint the sink black to brighten up the room.
They must have coated my deersuede jacket in this stuff. It’s so black I can barely get a decent picture of me wearing it - it just looks like a featureless blob.
Hotblack Desiato’s people called, they were wondering about a large enough supply to cover a good size space ship.
What is this substance called? I couldn’t find it in the article. I mean, it’s not just “carbon nanotubes”, right? There is a *name * of this substance?
“Fred.”
Wonder what a picture of Fred would look like? Would you be able to see it?
You can’t see nanotubes on YouTube.
BTW, I think it’s spelled cue. 
Not if they’re lining up…
Is it blacker than “Smell the Glove?”
Eh, strikes me more as the new pink.
You have to ask yourself, how much blacker could it be? And the answer’s none, none more black.
No, impossible. None more black.