The new KFC gaming console

KFC is selling a new gaming console with a separate compartment to keep your chicken warm while you’re playing.

Greasy fingers and gaming controllers-a winning combination.

So is it compatible with one of the big 3, or does it only run its own games?

What’s next, a TV set with a microwave oven?

ETA: from the article:

Wait what, nail polish with a special taste? Are nails meant to be licked now?

This is the End of Civilization.

My guess from reading the article is that it’s a gaming PC build of some type, but it’s entirely unclear just from the one linked. I have found other articles that at least come to that conclusion, though it apparently is just being billed as a gaming console.

That article even says one of the features being promoted is a hot-swappable GPU, so yeah, it’s just a custom gaming PC.

The juxtaposition of flavored nail polish and Crocs has me imagining some fetishist luxuriating in licking the KFC flavor mixed with stinky feet flavor off some rancid Crocs worn by some 300lb KFC hound from the hot humid fried-food part of the country.

Not a good image. Not at all. Adding gravy doesn’t help; not one bit.

Amen.

It’s definitely why we can’t have nice things – UHC, to cite just one.

I was actually a bit surprised it didn’t include a ‘well’ for chilling your 2L Mountain Dew.

The food warmer just uses the excess heat being siphoned off the processor. Adding in a heat pump to allow it to cool another compartment would probably add excessively to the cost and probably would use too much energy and need a separate power source. As it is now, there’s usually plenty of empty space inside a standard tower computer that’s exposed to the waste heat it generates; they just decided to build a motherboard and case that allows you to separate out some of that section with a sliding drawer to include food.