A nun approaches the foreman of a new construction site next door to her school for girls. She tells him she’d like to enlist his aid in doing something about the crude and vulgar language wafting over to her school all day long and to which her young girls are being exposed. The foreman chuckles and tells the nun that these guys are rough-and-tumble construction workers and are prone to call a spade a spade. The nun replies: “But you see, sir, that’s just the problem. They don’t call a spade a spade; they call it a fucking shovel.”
Heh. Thanks.
I thouight it was the one where the foreman says “Its as tight as nun’s cunt, Sister!” and she said “Better give it a couple more turns.”