The Next President of the United States, Deez Nuts

Perhaps you’ve uncovered Mr. Nutz’ real motivation.

Plenty of bloggers have become paid shills for products because they command an audience. The eventual nominee is simply a different product the Kochs would like to sell us.

Just winning a sizable chunk of the vote would be an attention getter.
…sending a message to other voters that they are not alone and that it is possible for us to “something”

And his First Lady, Dat Ass.