Stick them on a helicopter and fly them up to Northern Alberta/NWT for a month, starting in Novemeber. Temperatures could easily range from +5C to -40. Make 'em kill Moose and deer to survive and actually risk dying from exposure. There’d even be the odd top predator for them to be worried about it.
I’m so terribly, terribly sorry that the only television channel you receive is CBS, and that you are forced to watch it at 8 ET/7 CT every Thursday night.
I doubt they’ll ever have it set in a cold location. Existing in cold weather actually requires some survivor skills, the risks of hypothermia and frostbite are too great for your typical Survivor cast.
Oh, I’m so terribly, terribly sorry Minty. I had no idea the Survivor fan was a regular on this board. If I would have known that, I would never have said anything that would risk offending them and resort the bringing out the 'ol ever-powerful rolly-eyes.
What’s next for you, bernse? Gonna open a thread about how you wish they’d cancel Enterprise, or that they really ought to stop publishing those darn Harry Potter books?
Rest assured, Minty. I doubt the CBS execs are watching this thread and going “Man! That bernse dude from the SDMB says we should cancel survivor. We’d better get on it!”
When survivor finally gets cancelled, it’ll be by its own merits. But, in the meantime, do kick back and watch it! Its a free country!
Hey, don’t you pay attention! This is Canada we’re talking about! Where all American programming gets bought and aired in simulcast on Canadian channels-- so we’ve got Survivor on TWO channels at the same time.
But we never had those pesky American ads if it’s in simulcast.