The non-evolution of the human anus???

[Omniscient]

I’ve got a theory, bear with me.

If I’ve learned anything from my years of research in the pornographic arts, men throughout history and spanning the globe like butt sex. Also, if I’ve learned anything from some cursory research of comic strips and cartoons men bonked women on the head to take them to the cave for sex. One must conclude from those two facts that having a funky butt increased the likelihood of reproduction! Evolution at work!!!

[slaphead]

@The Scrivener

I think I read once that in the Middle East and/or Saharan North Africa, people have traditionally used stones or just handfulls of sand.

I believe the nicely shaped rock is still used in some parts of e.g. Afghanistan. I have also read that in some parts of North Africa it used to be common to grow the nail on the left little finger very long, and that in that part of the world it is still a near-mortal insult to offer your left hand for a handshake.

@Cartooniverse

lavaged, dried, fluffed and folded all without touching myself.

Folded?

[Spiff]

@Colophon

As it is, I just look on them as occasional gifts from a benevolent higher being, with no rhyme or reason to their occurrence.

Is there a patron saint of NWDs? If not, I nominate lieu!

[Cartooniverse]

@slaphead

Folded?

How else do I fit it into my Jockeys??

[Sierra_Indigo]

@Kyrie Eleison

I’m too scared to ask what the other half is.

Ladles?

[dogbutler]

@lieu

I feel like some lost tribe Amazonian whisked from the jungle and placed by the TV store display window.

Points finger

Those things really exist? You can take a nerf?

Yes. I had one that looked like I had passed a feather duster.

[Cartooniverse]

@Sierra Indigo

Ladles?

I thought this said "Ladies "