The (North Korean) War on Xmas. Newslink

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Kim swears to [del]shoot down Santa Claus[/del] blow up a huge-@ss Xmas tree!

North Korean despot threatens to shoot down 100ft 'Christmas tree' erected...

Atheist North Korea has threatened to shoot out the lights of a giant Christmas tree-shaped tower that South Korea plans to illuminate near the tense border.

The Communist North warned its southern enemy of ‘unexpected consequences’ if it went ahead to turn on the lights, saying Seoul would bear the ‘entire responsibilities’.

It is thought that North Korea is concerned the lights will be regarded as a sign of the affluence of the South and will weaken the regime’s ideological control of its hungry people.

[Yeticus_Rex]

Maybe 50 lit Christmas trees and a boat with Christmas lights on it would be a better [del]reminder[/del] response.

Or lights in the shape of yummy food.