The Nutty Celebrity Pageant

Cafe Society
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Inspired by this thread, I’ve decided to have a nutty pageant. Please choose your favorites. You may choose 3 from the field.

Sharon Stone
Whitney Houston
Tom Cruise
Bobby Brown
Michael Jackson
Farrah Fawcett
Liza Minelli
Anna Nicole Smith
Russell Crowe
Britney Spears
Mary-Kate Olsen
Lindsay Lohan
Nicole Richie

Please vote. I’m going to try to find links for the talent portion of our competition. We will eliminate 1 nutty celebrity every 48 hours based on lack of votes. (Wo-hoo, just like AI)

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Tom Cruise
Michael Jackson
Britney Spears

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Tom Cruise
Michael Jackson
Whitney Houston

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Tom Cruise
Michael Jackson
Whitney Houston

FYI: Tom Cruise has said that he plans to eat the placenta and umbilical cord of his newborn child.

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Tom Cruise
Michael Jackson
Whitney Houston

I’m surprised Mel Gibson wasn’t on the list.

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I gotta mix it up just a little:

Tom Cruise
Sharon Stone
Michael Jackson

Honorable Mention: Whitney Houston. I’m keeping her out of the top 3 only because it appears that her (quite excessive) nuttiness is primarily a by-product of some serious drug addiction, so she gets a bit of a pass because of that. But she still gets the HM because she really is quite the wack-a-doo.

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Tom Cruise
Michael Jackson

(can’t we just pass those two to the finals now?)

Farrah Fawcett, because I actually saw the infamous Letterman interview. Whoa.

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Tom Cruise
Michael Jackson
Katie Holmes.

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Tom Cruise
Michael Jackson
Britney Spears

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Are we talking about amusing nutty or dangerous nutty?

The world is a dark and dangerous place, so I’ll nominate amusing nutty.

Farrah Fawcett
Liza Minelli
Anna Nicole Smith

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So far…
8 votes for Tom
8 votes for MJ.
3 for Whitney
2 for Britney
2 for Farrah
1 for Sharon
1 for Liza
1 for Anna Nicole
1 for Katie Holmes ( a write- in vote)

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Michael Jackson
Tom Cruise

…all others so distant as to be more-or-less equal, including B. Spears (something else, but sorry, not in their league)

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Ok…without reading the responses (don’t want any undue influence):

Tom Cruise
Michael Jackson
Farrah Fawcett

Of course, we can always skip all of this and go right to the Tom Cruise/Michael Jackson showdown. :slight_smile:

And on preview…good idea, twicks! :wink:

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Tom Cruise vs Michael Jackson
They stand alone. The rest are in a Madonna level Nutty. Susprised you left Ester off. :smiley:

Jim

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Fraud! Charlie Sheen isn’t on the list!

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Tom Cruise
Michael Jackson
Whitney Houston

Bobby Brown is a distant fourth. Anna Nicole Smith is just not intelligent enough to rate as human.

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Tom Cruise
Michael Jackson
Whitney Houston (only one of the three that I’m sad to have to vote for)

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Michael Jackson
Anna Nicole Smith
Britney Spears

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Tom Cruise

Michael Jackson

Anna Nicole Smith

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I’d really like to vote for Tom Cruise three times. Instead, I’ll concur that MJ is the run-away challenger for the gold, while Liza Minelli gets my bronze. She just has that look in her eyes.