I am going to make a fortune. Or at least earn the notoriety of scientists and philosophers in general, if not … dare I say it … society at large.
I have a theory, and I will prove it.
As soon as I get the scratch to get my research material together, I’m going public. I’m thinking Nobel. A PhD. from Harvard just on worth alone. It’s going to be big.
And here is my theory …
In any handful of coins you pull out of your sweaty little pocket (excluding pennies (because, come on, really … pennies?)), the oldest coin will always* be the nickel. Always*
*“Always” defined as, well, most of the time … but seriously … 90% of the time.
Oh … I will prove it.
My change at this very moment:
Four quarters: 1996, 2000, 1999, 1995
and one nickel: 1941!
Oooh. Home run. I didn’t even set that up.
Stockholm, here I come.