The Only Fundamental Truth of the Universe

Ozzy could kick the crap outta Lars Ulrich in a fight any day.

And don’t get me started on that Hetfield punk. What a tool.

Sorry, thought this was about 42…

I hate fundamentalist arguments.

Maynard is the coolest man alive, and if he and ozzy teamed up, there would be no stopping them.

42! 42!

Seriously, the only absolute I’ve yet found is that everything, time and reality included, is relative.