The Orgy At The End Of The World!

In My Humble Opinion
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hee hee a title like this’ll really bring 'em in!
Let’s say that the Power(s) That Be make it known that She/he/they have decided to start over yet again, and that you get to pick nine other people other than yourself that will repopulate the world. Who do you pick? Now, the easy answer is to choose immediate family members, but do you really think intensive in-breeding is any way to start a civilization?:smiley:

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I’d pick Angelina Jolie, 9 times.

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There is a great Strangelovian response to this, but I’m too lazy to find it.

[sub]conserving my precious bodily fluids for the great day[/sub]

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my choices(not necessarily in order of importance):

  1. My wife. She’s pretty good at makin’ and raisin’ babies, and I need 1 person who’ll give me half a chance.
  2. Leslie Fish. Great person to have around a campfire, and what she knows about the art of survival will be necessary.
  3. Marie Osmond. The lady can really crank out the babies, and as long as we keep her well medicated she should be fine and dandy.
  4. A tossup between Kevin Sorbo and Adrian Paul. Yeah, I know they’re eye candy, but you’ve gotta have something for a depressing rainy day, don’tcha? :slight_smile:
  5. Meg Ryan. she’s cute. Sue me.
  6. Martha Stewart. Somebody’s gotta do the cooking and cleaning.
  7. Harlan Ellison. Great storyteller, but that’s not the reason. I figure I’m doing the gods a favor by picking him because he is going to be a royal pain in the ass whether he goes to Heaven or Hell, and this way the supernatural powers that be will owe me one.
  8. Bob Villa. Somebody’s gotta build the shed and the outhouse.
  9. Ellen DeGeneres. It’s my world, and I think she’s funny.
  10. Drew Barrymore. After what she’s been through, she can survive anything,
  11. Doper to be named later.
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Um, Czarcasm, you didn’t leave room for yourself on the list, unless you’re #10…

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Can we just choose 1 cat?

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Well, rats. I’m beyond my reproductive days, so I guess I’m pretty much outta the game. Well if I can’t play, I don’t care who does. So, nayh.

<pout>

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I definately wouldn’t choose myself. I have way too many emotional and physical problems - my genes just shouldn’t survive!!!

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Yeah, Czarcasm. All those ladies you named are pretty much past their child-bearing years. Good luck.

Except for Drew. And God knows what goes on there.

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lieu, for repopulating the world, I’d suggest TWO cats.

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That’s what I get for trying to count with the mittens on.:smiley:
I guess that means that Bob Villa’s gotta go. I’ll just build my own outhouse.

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Sounds like Harlan Ellision and, um, Ellen DeGeneres are going to be getting a lot of action.

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Sex isn’t everything. Who would you put on your list?

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Every time I think of this, I come back to the same disturbing conclusion. Regardless of my own preferences, I would feel an overwhelming moral imperative to try to save the human race. Probably hopeless with that small a pool, but I would have to try. The mathematics of breeding mammals then demand that the other nine be healthy females, of child-bearing age but otherwise as young as possible, to maximize their remaining fertile years.

And then I wonder, is that really a logical conclusion, or am I just a big ol’ pervert?

Some things are best not to examine …

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I don’t think I could be on my own list, because if it means making babies, I’ll have nothing to do with it.

'Sides, what’s wrong with a little extinction? Let the dolphins take over, I say!

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How about the Playmates of the Month, January thru September, 2002? And me.

I’ve had a vasectomy, but I’ll keep quiet about that. I’ll just say, “We need to keep trying.”

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Suppose one wanted to screw the new world up, I would suggest.

  1. Mrs. Cleo
  2. Martha Stewart
  3. Amy Fisher
  4. Female guest from the second Jerry Spring segment
  5. One of the Olsen twins

To mate with

  1. Don King
  2. John Wayne Bobbit
  3. Al Roker
  4. Geraldo
  5. Any one of the PEP boys
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Somehow this phrase:

seems so out of place in a thread with the word “Orgy” in the title.

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10 is way too low a number, you need at least a hundred or two, with a men:women ratio of at least 1:4, with the women all healthy young adults, maybe around 16 or 18.

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I guess “age of consent laws” don’t come into play?:wink: