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Am I the only one who’s sick of seeing Nicholson’s self-satisfied mug? Get over yourself, dude.
“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket
(In another thread, I said I wasn’t going to watch the Oscars. I changed my mind.)
So, Warren Beatty gets the Thalberg Award…and they show a clip from Ishtar, otherwise known as Howard the Camel? Come on.
And I know that Billy Crystal made one too many jokes about Isaac Hayes disappearing…but Isaac Hayes did disappear. I was embarassed for the special effects guys.
I was glad to see Kevin Spacey win, though. I haven’t seen American Beauty, but Kevin Spacey…well, he turns me on. 
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Well it should have, but this is why i think it didnt. They are biased because Lucas used his own company and most of his own resources to finance the movie, and basically didnt follow traditional moviemaking procedures and did things his own way.
so many people were against him for that, and thats probably why it didnt win for best visual effects, which it should have got i think.
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Michael Caine was a class act. He acknowledged his fellow competitors in his category all of whom were superior.
Kevin on the other hand was up against a super topnotch competitor…Denzel Washington and said nothing about him.
The dresses worn by the actresses run about 5K to 35K but didn’t look that spectacular.
And did anyone of you understand what Warren Beatty was saying?
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What about Faye Dunaway? Hers was pretty awful. Also, I realize that Diane Keaton was presenting about American Beauty but why did she choose that monsterous rose on the front of her dress?
Was it just me or did Warren Beatty seem a little stilted in his speaking? It wasn’t a nervous kind of halting or even an emotional one. It was more…I don’t know…“old guy” halting. Probably just me.
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OK, so next time I will read all of what the previous poster wrote before I comment on something. The good news is, I guess it isn’t just me!
I always try to do things in chronological order.
did anyone else take notice when billy crystal introduced haley joel osment as “a brilliant actor”? this was him intoducing the kid within the first 30 minutes or so…
what the hell is that guy smoking? did he just flub a little, and try to recover?
the kid has been in a few things, but i’d hardly consider him brilliant…
clint howard is a better actor as haley (that’s a girl’s name anyway) but i’d hardly call clint brilliant.
what gives?
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Um, 'cause it sucked?
IMHO, the effects in SW have been seen before. The Matrix effects hadn’t been. Original technique wins out over BTDT.
I think Warren Beatty better sue his plastic surgeon, too—the lower half of his face looks his age, but his eyes were so de-bagged and pulled back they looked like little raisins in a rice pudding.
And Faye Dunway, I repeat, looks like a monkey in a wind tunnel.
Because the effects guys for “Matrix” perfected and improved upon a special effect technique, and Lucas bilged out more CGI crap that’s been done a hundred times over by now.
And for Jar-Jar alone, he deserved not only to not win anything, but to have all his nominations withdrawn.
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Oh, boo hoo, ya perv! 
You’d do Isaac Hayes and you know it! 
Esprix, who is starting to sing like Barry White
I am always interested in the awards-show fashions.
“Fashion shows” don’t interest me, because they are just designer fantasies on stick-insects. At the awards shows, you get to see what real human beings are willing to wear, and what they think looks good.
Of course, most of those “real human beings” have close-to-perfect bodies, but they are not necessarily built like runway models. Also, there are a fair number of not-so-perfect bodies at awards affairs. It is nice to see what they wear.
I did not watch the Oscars, but I did look at the fashion reports in 3 papers the hext day. (I eagerly await Joan Rivers’ round-up show. I don’t always agree with what she says, but you can count on her to show clips of the best, worst, and most interesting clothes.)
My preliminary observations:
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I am sick of the huge gaping plunging necklines that show that boobs-spread-apart cleavage.
–After Jennifer Lopez took it to the extreme in that green Versace, anything else just looks redundant. (Example: Chloe Sevigny)
–Nobody looks as good in that style as Jennifer Lopez. In comparison, everybody else’s boobs look either too droopy or too small or too obviously fake. (Salma Hayek)
–Actually, even Jennifer Lopez didn’t really look good, because it is an basically unflattering style. And the dress-part of the green dress (as opposed to the naked-Jennifer-Lopez part) was ugly. I swear, that is the only woman in the world who can manage to look sleazy and dowdy at the same time. -
The stars need to be more careful about their hair.
–The wild un-combed look is awful when paired with formal-wear. (Drew Barrymore)
–If the star is wearing her hair down, she should not wear an elaborate necklace. She ends up looking cluttered. (Heather Graham)
–Hair should only be worn down if it is very, very good hair. (Lucy Liu has good hair)
For the record, the dresses I liked were worn by:
Lucy Liu: a red. beaded Versace one-shoulder dress. Wow. And I don’t even like red.
Ashley Judd: pretty purple Valentino
Erykah Badu: Lime green leather pieces laced together with raffia and a head-wrap. Sounds awful, but on her, it was stunning.
Heather Graham: The dress was gorgeous. She should have lost the necklace, though.
Queen Latifah: Beautiful. Great jewelry, too.
Trey and Matt: Matt filled out the dress better than Gwynnie. The same can NOT be said for Trey–see above.
There. That’s my 4 cents. Feel free to tell me I have awful taste.
You have awful taste.
Hell yeah! In fact, all the movie deserved to win over “Shakespeare.” The thing was (I’ve been trying to figure out a way to say this for a year now), when you (I) walked out of all the other movies nominated (Elizabeth, Thin Red Line, Life is Beautiful) all you (I) wanted to do was talk about those movie; I couldn’t stop thinking about them. But with Shakespeare. . . I liked it, but when I left the theater, I was thinking “That movie was nice, I liked the acting. . . hey look! Star Wars poster!!”
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That’s just how he talks. He’s been hard to listen too for going on 40 some years now. Even when he was a teenager he talked like an old man, and has always had that semi-annoying pause where he lifts his head up slightly and then drops it down again as he starts to talk. It’s like his trademark or something.
Ishtar actually has a large cult following. I like it myself, it’s a funny movie. Not sure why it never caught on.
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Not a chance. Ew.
Well, that’s my point, because you’re a hundred per cent wrong in that. The SW effects used and perfected techniques never used before in almost every situation. The Matrix just used video trickery we’ve seen in every ad from here to Kingdom Come.
But then, I really didn’t care for the movie.
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