The Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense

Here, in all its glory. Guaranteed to offend virtually anyone on your gift list.

That is awesome. I’ve seen it being promoted all over Facebook right now.

I LOVE it! Buying a t-shirt, even if it will piss some of my acquaintances off.

Shouldn’t there be space for the two “Bollocks” series in column 3, rows 6 and 7?

I’m far too indigo for this.

I had fun Wiki’ing the terms I wasn’t familiar with.

Forget the table,* I want to know where I can get a toaster that will make Darwin toast.

*Well, don’t really forget the table, but it’s not my highest priority after seeing that website.