The Physical Geography of the world and our historical timeline are being supernaturally changed as I type this

C’mon guys let’s try to keep this serious

It wasn’t originally, but by the end of the book, it was

There were ten different countries all named Macedonia, no wonder we’re so confused.

What also didn’t happen was anyone watching it happen as a regular episode of the show, and not as a clip revealed much later, no matter how they remember it happening. The show wasn’t aired live, and anything approaching what actually happened would have been cut by the censors.

They don’t alter the position of things with respect to how far east or west they are of each other though; South America is way east of North America on either a Mercator projection or a globe.

Shakespeare tried to warn us . . .

We’re trying.
Just not succeeding.

They had to move South America further east; it’s the only way you can invade Brazil from North Africa.

Yeah, sorry, that’s on me. I rolled sixes and suddenly South America is farther east AND now consists of only four countries.

“So sorry, Ecuadorry!” (in my timeline, everyone says that)

With all due respect, that’s the whole point of the Mandala Effect. OF COURSE you believe it is the same. In “your” universe/memories/whatever, it hasn’t changed. But for those special people who are immune to the shifting unreality, it’s very obvious.

No warning this time?

So did Rod Serling.

So did Saturday Night Live.

But my universe is, of course, the correct universe, and you guys are just living in it.

Personally, I think that the SDMB is just one big Turing test. So far, the SDMB bot has managed to pass it for two decades, which is really impressive AI.

Does anyone else remember that @discobot has always been with us?

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

… and has always been just as stupid as it is now.

I remember when he was called “Marley”.

Which version?