Fascinating! You can smash Pitch to pieces with a hammer, yet it is actually fluid!
“In the 69 years that the pitch has been dripping no-one has ever seen the drop fall.”!? It looks like the Eighth drop is about to fall and I plan to watch it.
[2 hours later]
Um, never mind. I won’t be the first to watch it fall. 
They should change the phrase “like watching paint dry” to “like watching pitch drop”. LOL!
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