House is elderly by suburban Long Island standards: built in the 50s. Back door had a key-operated deadbolt lock, the kind that requires a key from either direction. It had gotten looser and floppier and harder to open or lock over the last 4-5 years and this afternoon, when I was grilling ribs and needed to go in and out quite a bit from kitchen to back yard, it became positively recalcitrant. First it wouldn’t open: the deadbolt wouldn’t slide far enough back into the doorframe to let me open the door. Then the key wouldn’t come out. Then the key would not relock the door, key wouldn’t turn. Then it would but oops now yet again it won’t make the deadbolt retract enough to open the door. This will not do.
I decide to get a replacement from the hardware store, but step one is taking this one out, and, ermm, the only screws are on the plate of the deadbolt itself. I remove those, but deadbolt assembly doesn’t slide all the way free, doesn’t let go.
There are two round brass circles where I’d expect the screws. Can’t figure out what magic trick makes them get out of the freaking way. I do what I should’ve done from the start: hit up YouTube. Aah, you have to drill them out!
Bring up drill, fit appropriate size bit. It bites through the brass circles easily enough and yes there are phillips head screws behind them. Unfortunately, either I was too enthusiastic in my drilling or someone long ago over-torqued them, either way the phillips heads are a bit shredded and my screwdriver can’t get a bit on either one of them.
Aim drill down their throats and continue. The one on the right succumbs fairly readily, but the one on the left is stubborn. The whole brass assembly is by now hot as hell. I keep resting then going at it again. Finally, finally, it collapses inward like the one on the right did.
The contraption comes off into my waiting hands. along with what’s left of two long-shaft brass phillips head screws that were laying in the bottom.
Got replacement lock from the hardware store, opting for the kind with a simple twist lock for the interior and the screw heads remain accessible and visible from the inside. Stick the cute little rekeying tool in and configure it to use the same key as before.
Curiosity: why would someone building in the 50s put in a deadbolt that assumes major security issues from inside as well as outside, so that you need a key and you can’t disassemble the mechanism with a screwdriver? Or maybe that’s all that was available in hardware supplies back then?