The Post Count Padding Party

Everything is quiet
Since you’re not around
I live in numbness now
In the background
I do those things we did before
I walk Haight street to the store
And they say
‘Where’s that crazy girl?
You don’t get drunk on red wine and fight no more’
I don’t see you anymore
Since the hospital
The plans I make still have you in them
Then you come swimming into view
And I’m hanging on your words
Like I always used to do
The words they use so lightly, I only feel for you
I only know because I
Carry you around
In the background
Words, they come
And memories ALL repeat
I lift your head while they change the hospital sheets
And I would never lie to you, no.
I would never lie to you, no…
I felt you LONG after we were through.
But we were through.
The plans I make still have you in them
Cause you come swimming into view.
And I’m hanging on your words
Like I always used to do
The words THEY use so lightly I only feel for you
I only know because I
Carry you around
In the background.
I’m way, I’m WAY BACK DOWN…

in the background."

-Third Eye Blind
“The Background”

Though we live in this wond’rous world
of fax machines and mobile phones,
there’s never been an ode to you,
Methylchloroisothiazolinone.

You’ve washed my hair a thousand times
but alas I never knew
until I saw your name emblazoned
on a bottle of shampoo.

Maybe I know

‘Cuz you fit like a glove
And I feel like a bitch
It’s been so far so good
But I see the glitch
And maybe it’s me
But I know it’s you
Babe, I am the fly
And you are the glue
And when I look forward
I’m just looking back
But it doesn’t matter…

YOU’VE STILL GOT THE KNACK.

:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: Again, simply because I can… :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

PART ONE
(I can’t post this much in one glob so it’s now in two parts)


From the Earth to the Moon

“That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” Although Neil Armstrong was trying to be cool about it, his tone of voice betrayed his excitement. Maybe he was thinking about the money, time, and human lives that had been sacrificed for the success of this very mission, but it’s more likely that his thoughts were devoted wholly to the glory of the moment. After all, he was only human. But not just any human; On July 20, 1969, he became the first man to set foot on the surface of the moon.
On April 27th, 1961, the Soviets sent the first man into space for 1 hour and 48 minutes. The United States felt the pressure to compete. On May 5, Alan B. Shepherd became the first American to leave the Earth’s atmosphere. Aboard the Freedom 7, the first flight of the Mercury program, he orbited the earth for 15 minutes, then returned. The world was in awe. We were now even with the Soviets, but this wasn’t the end of the race. The ultimate challenge was clear: land a man on the moon.

On May 25th, President John F. Kennedy spoke passionately to the United States congress, convincing them to spend millions of dollars on NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration). On November 22, 1963, Kennedy was assassinated. The loss shook our country. A new space center in Florida was named for him: The John F. Kennedy Space Center.
After many meetings, NASA officials created a list of missions, or tasks, to be completed before we could go to the moon. They came up with the following list: an earth orbit, Eva (or spacewalk), rendezvous, a docking with the egina, and a long duration space flight.
The Soviets countered our Freedom 7 effort with a space walk on March 18, 1965. We were not defeated. On June 6, 1965, Jim McDivvitt and Ed White completed a space walk of their own. Neil Armstrong and David Scott followed this performance with a flight aboard the Gemini 4. They had a successful docking with the Egina on March 16, 1966. The Gemini 12 was the last of the Gemini missions, carrying Jim Lovell and Buzz Aldrin out into space and back.
Just when it all seemed too good to be true, disaster struck. On January 27, 1967, a fire killed Gus Grissom, Ed White, and Roger Chaffee during a routine plugs-out test for the Apollo 1 mission. This posed major problems for NASA. Senator Walter Mondale wanted to shut down NASA for good. After inspecting the fire, it was decided that frayed wiring and Velcro (a very flammable substance) had started the fire. A trial was held. The future looked bleak for NASA. That is, until Frank Borman took the stand. His oratorical power made the difference. He insisted that the real cause was lack of imagination. He also argued that these men were pioneers in their field, and one couldn’t expect them to predict every problem that might arise. In the end, NASA was spared and allowed to continue work.
After the Apollo 1 catastrophe, it was clear to everyone that the next mission had to be successful in order to win back the trust of the government. It was decided the next mission would be named Apollo 7, for luck. It was a simple mission that orbited earth for two weeks. The astronauts aboard were Wally Shara, Walt Cunningham, and Don Isley. Much to the relief of everyone at NASA, Apollo 7 was a huge success.
This flight was followed by Apollo 8, a mission in which Jim Lovell, Frank Borman, and Bill Anders went to the moon, orbited ten times, and most importantly, looked for a spot to land.
Earlier, in 1962, John Hubble had had an idea. In order to land on the moon, a lunar lander had to be created that would enable the astronauts to separate from the command module (the main part of the spacecraft), land on the moon, and re-dock with the command module before leaving the moon and returning home. The job of creating this vessel was given to Tom Kelly and the rest of the scientists at the Grummon facility. It took 6 years of grueling work to build the LM, or Lunar Module. Much of what was needed to build it had not even been invented yet, and it had to be tested over and over. Finally, it was ready to go. Jim McDivvitt, Rusty Schrievehart, and Dave Scott were selected to try it out aboard the Apollo 9. Once in space, they ran into some trouble. Rusty started getting sick. This delayed the testing of the LM. He started feeling a little better, so they let him go for a, “walk on the deck,” so to speak; they let him go for a spacewalk. This was also the first two-man spacewalk that had ever taken place. After a while, Rusty was feeling better. They decided to give the LM tests a go. The re-docking was a monumental success. Before that day, the LM had been the unknown variable in a very big equation. Now, it was all adding up.

Party on, Garth!

The Apollo 10 mission was also very successful. It got into a close moon orbit. NASA was now ready to land on the moon. The Apollo 11 astronauts were picked: Michael Collins, Buzz Aldrin, and Neil Armstrong. It was decided that Michael would pilot the command module while Buzz and Neil landed on the moon. There was a lot of disagreement over who was to step out of the lunar lander first. Buzz asked that it be decided by NASA officials beforehand so that there weren’t any last minute disagreements in space. They came to the conclusion that Neil should step out first, followed by Buzz. Buzz was disappointed, but Michael, who acted as a great mediator between the two, managed to ease the tension between Neil and Buzz.
The Apollo 11 mission was what all of the other missions had been building up to. The trio reached the moon’s orbit, where Buzz and Neil separated from the command module and landed on the moon. The Eagle had landed. Buzz, being a very religious man, held a communion service to give thanks. Soon after that, the world held its breath as it watched Neil Armstrong take his first powdery footstep onto the surface of the moon.

Party on, Dudes

Party on, Dudettes!

Party on, waitress!

Party on, waiter!

Party on, busboy!

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Party on, bouncer!

Party on, parking valet!

Party on, bum in the parking lot!

Who else to toast?

Party on barkeep!

but can I be a sham at this party?

:slight_smile:

:eek::rolleyes::p:D;)

alright, one more.