I had a co-worker last week he told me he had a cyst on his chest. He said it was hard and was bothering him. I looked at it and it was small (less than half the size of a pinky fingernail.
I told him it looked like an ingrown hair that he picked at and it got infected (he shaves his chest). I kept telling him go to the doctor. So yesterday he goes and the doctor said that it looked like an ingrown hair but he could have it cut out if it was really buggin him.
So he says I have to get it cut out and asks if I’ll go with him. He said he’s supposed to have a friend with him because of the anesthesia. (All they did was numb the area around the cyst with a needle full of something.) There is a small out patient clinic connected to the hospital right by where we work.
I go with him and the whole thing takes less than half and hour. He comes out all happy. I ask him how he feels, he says “I feel great, let’s get some lunch. I’ll buy.”
So we eat lunch then we’re walking out on to the street (actually a sidewalk), and he say “Mark, what’s a biopsy?” I said “Oh that’s when they test what they cut out of you under to see if you have cancer.”
Then he turns white and says “You mean I have CANCER.” And went right into a dead faint.
I caught him. Well more likely he fell on me. He’s 6’4" and 220 pounds so he wasn’t hurt as much as I was. LOL
Now I have NEVER in my 45 years of living ever seen this before. I have seen people say “Oh I feel dizzy.” I myself have Meniere’s Disease so I know about dizziness. But that is a physical problem.
He was perfectly fine and just the mere thought he might have cancer caused him to go into a dead faint.
He wasn’t out long, not even five minutes. And after I explained the routinely biopsy everything and it doesn’t mean you have cancer, he felt better.
My question is there a purpose to this. I was thinking, is it some sore of defense mechnicism that humans had in the old days and it’s still there. You know how opossums will just play dead. Maybe that dead faint was a response to fear by humans when they were primative, so preditors would think they are dead? I mean I can see fainting if you’re like afraid of flying and you’re very nervous and you get on the airplane get dizzy and faint, but this was real sudden.
Or is is just a fluke kind of thing. You see this thing happen on TV and movies, but I never saw it in real life before