I can’t remember where I heard or read this, but someone somewhere proposed selling sugar pills labelled “Placebo”. The idea is that the placebo effect works because people believe that something will work for them. Therefore, if you believe in the placebo effect, you should be able to just take a general-purpose placebo, and it should cure anything! Hmm. I’ll be right back - I need to file a quick patent.
I thought this thread was going to be about Anal Cunt. Dunno if they count as metal, punk, or really loud white noise, though.
That was the good 'ol Brunching Shuttlecocks boys – Placebo - ‘It Works Because You Want It To’
Fun stuff, that. 
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