Count **KeithT **and me in! He’s a WI Doper, at least for another couple months, and I’ll be out in the Midwest soon too. We’d love to meet all the other infamous WI Dopers.
I loved the Mercocat and Mercodog stories too. Another **QtM **fan checking in.
There is no theory of evolution–just a long list of animals that have been smart enough to ask QtM their medical questions.
QtM: All the above, and a cheesehead to boot? Yeah!
We really should have a CheeseDope someday. In Madison, maybe?
I’ll bring the curds!
And no Dadgop could ask for anything more! 
Indeed! Most of the medicos I’ve known over the years, while bright in their field, have pretty profound tunnel vision.
Our QtM, has actually read books! He has a sense of humor that can be understood by actual people. He probably even knows which fork to use when. He keeps cool pets. A true renaissance man.
I’m just waiting for the book. 
Yep, Qadgop is definitely one of the posters who makes this board such a great place, and I’m glad we’ve got him around.
QtM’s not so bad. He taught how to make sangria in the terlet. Of course, it’s shank or be shanked.
The book? The book?
I, my friend, am waiting for the movie.
ahem
**Three toilets.
Two needles.**
“Yes, that’s it. That button right there. Now read it to me.”
One glucometer.
*“97? That sounds a little low. Let me see that.”
“No, doc!”* fighting “NO! NO! YOU CAN’T HAVE IT!”
Just when you thought it was safe to lie about your blood sugar levels…
“297? 297?!?!???!”
One doctor changed everything.
machine-gun fire
“NOOOOOOO! Get down!”
This summer, Arnold Schwarzenegger is…
sob “So much for the honor system!”
Qadgop…the Mercotan.
With a soundtrack by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.*
Oooh! May I touch you?
I’m in awe, too. His was one of the first names I learned to recognize around here - even if I wasn’t sure how to pronounce it. I always go right to any thread I see with his name on it anywhere.
I wish I weren’t so bleary-eyeed tired from my insomnia or I might be able think of something witty to say so he’d notice me. Great, now I’ll be up all night again trying to think of something. 
Arnold? Surely we can do better than that…
Haha … that shows how punchy she is, like she could be impressively witty even without insomnia.
It’s a reference to a Pablo Francisco standup routine. Isn’t the mental picture that much better this way, anyway?
If there were a movie made of his life, who would play QtM? Brad? George? Tom?
Or the man himself?!
Qadgop is truly one of the best and one of the reasons I love this place, and, elfbabe, you’re pretty cool, yourself. It’s a pleasure sharing a board with you!
Well George is experienced playing Doctors and come across as intelligent. We could never buy Tom as intelligent. Brad could work if George is busy.
Thiis is all so simple. elfbabe, come out of hiding and tell us who’s starring in this flick? While you’re at it, you’ll need a name to portray yourself…
What? Brad is as dumb as a box of hair.
Tom could play intelligent. Personally, I want a young Donald Sutherland or current William Hurt in the lead.
I see elfbabe as the actress who played Scarlett in Four Weddings and a Funeral. (I know she’s dead–hope elfbabe’s not offended).
Liam Neeson?
So, how DO you pronounce it?