The "Raising Helen" poster

Hey, never underestimate the power of a great ass, Pam’s ass was probably the only reason I watched Martin. Sorry I couldn’t find a picture of her ass though.

You can thank her infant son for that. I saw her on one of the entertainment news shows at the premiere in a low cut dress. She commented that it was a little loose right then but it would be filled out more later in the night and then she would go home and feed the kid.

hopes no one says “lucky kid”

Street clothes, eh?

Torrance, Calif., here I come!

To elaborate on the boots thing: I think they continue in the cheesecake vein, but more specifically 70s-80s nude pictorials, when there was a fad for having the models in outdoorsy poses and situations. Those big ol’ retro boots, combined with the skimpy, skin-tight clothing, say nothing so loudly as “nude orienteering” to me.

The entire ad has the horrobile false cheer of a low-budget porn magazine.

Hey, 3,000 posts!

Probably won’t get that gig opening for the Black Crowes though.

I would love to have Kate Hudson’s Ass opening for me, and I bet the Black Crowes would too!

Why’d you think I always say this place is heaven on Earth? :smiley:

Kate could wear her outfit down here all year long without any problems, fer crissakes… :wink:

I’d go if I got to see John Corbett’s ass. Alas, he plays a Pastor so the chances are pretty nil.
This thread is hilarious because I too was thinking how vaguely creepy the poster was just today. I think it’s the Ugg boots. For some reason those boots bother me. They say “I have lots of money and can get boots custom-made that losers like you could never get, even if you could afford them, which you probably can’t. Ha!” or something like that. I don’t covet. I think they’re ugly, but they do look warm.

I saw a line the other day and I can’t remember where I saw it. It was something like “Remember when Kate Hudson was famous? What a day that was!” :smiley:

I like her, but her ratio of good to bad films is teetering way over to the bad side.

Btw, I saw the poster on the way to see Saved! (I was riding the bus). Wanna see a good movie? Go see Saved! (when it opens near you). /*

Those are some damned fine boots.

:smiley:

I’ve heard that, when it rains in Santa Monica, it comes down in Torrance.

For $20, you, too, can be perky.

Nipple enhancers

Oh. My. God.

Kate certainly has her mother’s smile, and her mother’s ass.

The movie title seems to be the opposite of the plot summary I’ve seen. :dubious:

Oh, good - I really hate it when films are obviously.

I guess I am in the distinct minority by being unimpressed with both her looks and the poster. Neither would turn my head.

I think it’s disturbing because her head and feet look huge. Her arm looks tiny and whithered. And the horizon is weird. There’s a cloud behind her arm. She must be lying on a table up in heaven. Also it’s subliminally disturbing how that line says, “from the director of Runaway Bride.” It invokes a disturbing subliminal image of a horrifying cinematic shitfest.