First, a factual question: has any country, or any part of a country, tried to become a state of the US–and been rejected?
I haven’t heard of any such appeal, but the fact of the matter is that we’re the US! We’re proud! And we sure don’t want any poor, non-English speakers to join our union!
Whether most US citizens and Mexican citizen desire it or not, we have looong and porous border with that country, over which cross Mexicans looking for work in the US and Americans looking for jollies in Mexico. God forbid that we should open up that border and say, “Come on down! You’re the next contestant on the labor price is right!” We might have to start giving our “illegal aliens” health care and (hush! children) a little respect. They speak Spanish, too, which is also a minus.
Puerto Rico–for some odd reason those people are actually allowed to move into our fair land–something about being citizens or what-have-you. I think they speak Spanish there, which, again, is not a good thing, since we should be working and thinking in English. They’ve got more people than Wyoming, however, which has barely enough people to make a decent-sized city.
It should be noted, however, that GWB speaks Spanish–a real f*ckin’ Ren-e-sauce man. He can say “que tal” and numerous other phrases. He does not want condoms distributed in school, however, and pot will be illegal forever.
The Canucks probably don’t want us. We might have to give health care to people in this country, were we to merge, and that just ain’t our style! No jobs for non-USA Hispanics, no health care for Americans! Ain’t the US just the best combo of everything, ever!?