I have had a revelation. I have finally realized what is pissing me off about the Conservatives in this country: They have a Persecution Complex, exacerbated by the existence of the “MAIN STREAM MEDIA”. So much for personal responsibility. The MAIN STREAM MEDIA is the cause of (and blaming it is the solution to) all of life’s problems
As I have mentioned here before, I have a new hobby: listening to Right Wing pundits on my new XM radio. Mostly, I do it just to see what current twists in logic will be used to defend whatever crazy-assed talking-point comes out of the White House in any given week. However, yesterday when I was listening to some crappy radio show on XM (Larry Elder - who has perhaps the worst radio voice on the planet), I came to the realization of Persecution Complex. Basically the Persecution Complex states that the MAIN STREAM MEDIA and all that encompasses are out to smear the poor, innocent, patriotic, clean, fresh, sweat Conservative.
I switched to Elders’ show, after listening for a bit to Hannity (who gives out more incorrect “facts” than a fifth grader attempting to explain cold fusion). After listening to these knuckleheads, I switched to a local guy. The one thing that all of these shows had in common, was some kind of weird idea that the MAIN STREAM MEDIA was out to get them.
Elders had a guy on there (please keep in mind, I’m barely listening, and flipping stations rather rigorously, so details are sketchy) who was apparently a journalist. He made the claim that whatever publication he wrote for, in the MAIN STREAM MEDIA, wouldn’t publish his column because it was “Politically incorrect”. This, in his world, is evidence of a liberal cabal which has gotten together to oppress the Conservative Journalists in this world. I guess he’s never heard of Robert Novak (Douchebag for Freedom), George Will, William F. Buckley, Judith Miller, et. al. I suppose it never occurred to him that his article may simply have been crappy. After all, why blame yourself, when you can blame the MAIN STREAM MEDIA?
Hannity was then talking about the Plame case and how the MAIN STREAM MEDIA was unjustly picking on Scooter (and I thought Joey Harrington was an idiot for using Joey instead of a more dignified “Joe”) Libby, for “technicalities”. Perjury, shmurgery, Damn you MAIN STREAM MEDIA!!
And then there was the local guy who was saying how the fact that CNN wouldn’t show the film of the soldiers burning the Taliban bodies somehow meant that the MAIN STREAM MEDIA was denying the best evidence that the soldiers were innocent. Huh? I’ll admit, this is the Persecution Complex gone awry.
So the was pièce de résistance on NPR this morning when they were talking to this guy running for Republican Governor of Virginia, Jerry Kilgore, who aired a commercial in which he Godwinized his opponent, Tim Kaine, by saying that he would not have handed down the death penalty to Hitler. Anyway the Persecution Complex evidence was hearing this Kilgore guy claim that reason several local papers wrote editorials condemning the commercials by claiming that the MAIN STREAM MEDIA are “liberal soul-mates” with his far left opponent. Well mister Kilgore, perhaps the reason papers are condemning you, is because you’re clearly a jack-ass.
So there you have it. This is my new drinking game (if I drank in the car, which of course I don’t, but maybe I’ll count them all up, and drink them when I get home): Do a shot every time you hear the words MAIN STREAM MEDIA used as a defense for the indefensible. I personally am going to use it as an excuse in my office. Why didn’t I complete the testing? Because the MAIN STREAM MEDIA has distracted me with interesting stories of Hurricanes and indictments.
Take that MAIN STREAM MEDIA!