The RIGHT kind of witnessing thread: How did you find Cecil?

Me? I was in line at a college bookstore in about '84(?). I was burdened down with tomes of dubious wisdom and waiting in line for seekeres of knowledge to purchase their own tomes of dubious wisdom. And had been doing so for about 45 minutes. The bookstore only had two checkers. And it was the second day of classes. Clearly the reason for this was that the Power of Cecil moves in mysterious ways, for if it hadn’t been for the stupidity and shortsightedness of the people running the bookstore, I might not have noticed the paperback version of “The Straight Dope” sitting in a little wire rack with other, lesser books. You know the editon I mean: Black cover, great Slug artwork, pocket book sized, not trade-paperback sized.

I opened it and SAW the LIGHT!

How 'bout you? Witness, friends! Testify as to how you found Cecil!

Brother Fenris

Like you, in a bookstore. I like reference books. As I was gazing about, looking for things that no one else reads, I saw a little black book, same as the one you saw. I picked it up, read the real lyrics to “Louie Louie,” and realized that I had found the One True Way.

Amen, Brother Fenris!

College bookstore as well. I saw The Straight Dope, was intrigued by the cover art, and picked it up, thinking “Ooh, neat! A trivia book!”. I soon discovered it was more than that; by the time I learned how to kill cockroaches, I was hooked.

Preach it, brothers and sisters!

I was visiting a friend in Boston, and picked up a book from her shelf to flip through while she was on the phone. I didn’t put it down all weekend. I must have been a horrible guest – I was reading it constantly. I had Seen the Light. This was about 1988? or so.

When I met my SO (in 1997), one of the first things we remarked on is that we both had all the Cecil books on our shelves.

Well, actually, I’m an Agnostic. I’m not sure whether Cecil exists or not. ::d&r::

I found Cecil through Joe Bob Briggs. I had been occasionally reading his drive in movie reviews, when he did his We are the Wierd benifit article for south africa. All hell broke loose, and he was fired from the Dallas Crimes Herald. The only paper you could read him in was the Dallas Observer after that. The dallas observer carried the straight dope also, and I was hooked.

I found the first book at the library around '90. I too thought it was a trivia book. I was instantly hooked. The librarian put it in the recommended books display and she ended up having to get all the rest of the books too.

The clerks at the bookstore were getting pretty sick of me asking when the last one was going to be available. I got it the day it came out.

I too preach the work of Unca Cecil. Unfortunately, I hooked my sister and now she has all my books.:frowning:

I saw a link to this page on the web site of Glen Philips, former lead singer of Toad the Wet Sprocket and now solo artist. Obviously led by some divine power, my mouse moved to the link and clicked. And here I am.

I found my dad’s copy of Return of the Straight Dope when I was about 8 or so. (I’ve always been a trivia book buff.) Had read about half of it when my parents promptly confiscated it and kept it hidden away until I was 13. Found it again, read it and his copy of the first book, and bought some of the new books.

And here I am now.
jessica

I just lifted a leaf of lettuse, and there he was…

Well, OK, not exactly. Folio Weekly - Jacksonville’s arts and entertainment newspaper - on facing pages you find News of the Weird and The Straight Dope. I saw my first copy round about '83 or '84. I found this MB from Folio’s website last year.

ummm - I meant lettuce, of course…
sheesh :o

It was in '87 or '88 that I got a copy of More of the Straight Dope as a birthday gift.

Man, I was so hooked after that.

1995, I was 22 and living in the Outer Banks of NC. I had a roommate who was moving out and as he was leaving he threw a copy of *More of the Straight Dope * at me and said, “here, you need to read this.”

mmmm…sweet salvation.

Dammit, this is my post. I swear, the lady only has about 2 dozen posts, and half of them must be “No wait, that was MY post”, written by me.

I saw the TV show eons ago. I liked it, but it disappeared and it never occurred to me to look for it on the web.

One boring day at work, I was game testing an email version of Scrabble, and my partner was taking to long so I surfed over to Netscape’s New and Cool page and there was a link.

Just yesterday I found a link from a Slate article about the plane crashes to Cecil’s piece about why they don’t make planes out of the same material as black boxes.

A friend sent me a link for the SD online. I found it intersting and read the archives when I was bored, and later found the message boards. I have never seen Cecil in print at all.

I too, have never see Cecil in print. I found him through a friend of mine from a former job. I read the entire archives in about three days of non-productivity and the MB soon after that.

1991 I went to visit Washington, D.C. to look at colleges and I picked up a copy of the City Paper while I was there. I got my older brother some of the books for various birthday and Christmas presents after that, which was stupid because now he has all the books and I don’t.

You are all unclean! Your actions will damn you to eternal hellfire[sup]TM[/sup]! There is only one true Cecil, and Ed Zotti is his prophet! The true believer must make once a year a pilgrimage to The Chicago Reader offices. He anoints himself in the sacred waters of the Chicago river and feeds only on hotdogs, no ketchup allowed. If he is lucky he may get a glimpse of a Mod or even an Admin as they sit on their tufted pillows, fanned by the adoring Teeming Millions. A large donation of cash or at least a six pack of decent beer is required.

Repent, oh ignorant unwashed!!

[sub]sorry, I think I was just channelling peewee[/sub]

Why, Cecil Adams is a prominent citizen in Chicago, with many interests here and there, and especially at The Reader, which is greatly respected by one and all in these parts.

Along about six weeks ago, Cecil is in Cindy’s restaurant taking on a little cold borscht, which is a most refreshing matter in this hot weather which is coming off, when he sees me and gives me a large hello.

‘Well, Cecil,’ I say, ‘you are indeed a sight for sore eyes, as I do not expect to see you at this time, what with all these questions waiting to be answered at your office.’

‘No,’ says Cecil, ‘There are no more questions for me. In fact, I am no longer in the business of answering questions. This is because there are no more questions to be answered here, as I already answer them all, in fact, I answer most of them twice already. Have some cold borscht, it is a speciality here, and it is most delicious.’

Now, I am by no means fond of borscht, even when it is cold borscht, so I order up a cup of java and listen, as Cecil speaks, as follows:

‘I am tired,’ he explains, ‘tired of various parties asking me what is the capital of Burkina-Faso, and why does this bird sing, and where is the best place to get a pizza in New Mexico. The job is more than somewhat tiresome, and I ask Ed Zotti to answer these questions from now on, as I wish to do other things.’

Well, I am most surprised at these remarks, and I am wondering what is it that Cecil wishes to do, and I am about to question him on the small matter of pizza joints in the state of New Mexico, when he says:

‘I am greatly concerned,’ he continues, ‘that Dopers continue to use the past tense at all times, and I regret there is nobody around here who uses the present tense, or maybe the past historic tense, or preferably both. So, I consider I must find a citizen who does this, which is why I give up question answering, and I am going out to find a guy, or a doll, who fits this description.’

I am thinking over this proposition when I hear a telephone ring, which is Cecil’s telephone, and Cecil answers as follows:

‘Ouagadougou,’ Cecil says, and he hangs up.

Of course, ouagadougou is a most surprising thing to say when you are putting on cold borscht, and even when you are not, but before I think to ask Cecil what is this ouagadougou matter he refers to here, he explains:

‘This is Zotti again. He asks what is the capital of Burkina-Faso, which is the same question he asks yesterday, and he also asks it a week last Friday. If Zotti is not careful’, says Cecil’, I will send him to Ouagadougou so that he does not forget. Furthermore, I do not provide a return ticket.’

‘Cecil’, I say, ‘do not let Ed Zotti answer questions such as ouagadougou, it is too dangerous, as it is a great knock to the Chicago Reader, and also to Chicago, that he does not know important matters such as this.’

I can see Cecil thinks about this statement very carefully indeed, so I say:

‘I am familiar with this present tense of which you speak, also the past historic, whatever that is, so I am your guy here, and do not worry.’

Well, Cecil agrees with this proposition, which is why he still answers these questions for the Chicago Reader, and I am the guy with the present tense around here, although what happens to Ed Zotti nobody knows, unless he goes to Burkina-Faso, and is still looking for a signpost with Ouagadougou on it.