Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? It’s baby oil!!!
My My My My Mitchell, another Walking Tall film! Looks like it will be done before King Kukomukalakialalalalala or whatever the Hawaiian King film is called. Hopefully Joe Don will make a cameo.
Hopefully Joe Don will take the big stick and kneecap The Rock before any of this shit gets to celluloid
The Rock reprising a Joe Don Baker role???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh man, this makes Kangaroo Jack seem brilliant. I can’t wait for the Mitchell remake:D
For some reason it bothers me that they are going to remake one of my white trash guilty pleasure flicks with a wrestler in the lead role and they might actually “class it up.”
Think there’ll be room for a Bo Svenson cameo, since he was in the sequels?
I still think The Rock is the perfect McGarrett for a big screen version of Hawaii 5-0. But Dustin Rhodes would make a better Buford Pusser, if they really wanted a wrestler.
“Take Joe Don Baker’s place at my side and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete.”
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Pretty!
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