Do we have to dance to every song or tune ever written?
Take original song, add rythm track and some wailing backup singers and you have the newest dance hit. And people dare to pick on me because I listen to “Classic” rock. Fuck em.
Then you get these wet behind the ears fucks who drive their noisy little cars with stereo systems so loud you can’t avoid hearing their favourite music. If I hear one of them playing any of the soon to be mentioned songs I will personally pull them over and tear the deck from their Civics.
I am strolling through the store the other day and from the music department I hear those fucking little rodents singing away, with a fucking rythm track too boot. I couldn’t believe it. I get in the van a few days later and before I can hit the preset to listen to the classic rock station I hear more of those same flea infested fucking rats from Lola’s fav station. It is a fucking plague I tell you.
Worst thing is I get that “dee dee dee dee dee dee deee deeee” thing stuck in my head drowning out everything else for the next couple of hours. Only some Zep and The Hip at high volumes saved me from total madness.
This is almost as bad as that Rollerskate (Brand New Key) song by Melanie. Where the fuck is this sad excuse of a singer now? I so want to smack her a good one for every time I have ever had the misfortune to hear that song. I used to work with a professional singer who would get physically violent whenever she heard it as she couldn’t concentrate on practicing her own original music. If I wanted to piss her off I would just walk by, hum it, then run like hell. We would both end up humming it all fucking day and that was punishment enough.
I am just waiting for some some fucking talentless dumbass group (not a band) to sample this so we can all dance to it. FUCK!
I heard “If You Could Read My Mind” (dance remix) a while back… when will these insensitive fly squickers stop?
I wonder what’s next. Zep? Clapton? Doors?
If they are going to keep making shitty vacuous dance music at least make it original shitty vacuous dance music.
Most of their shit is barely tolerable, but I now have to kill Madonna because of her total butchery of American Pie,
What is going on in that fucking nutcases head? Ohhhh I know Ill do a shitty cover of a really great song that none of these fucking teenyboppers have never heard before and Ill make it into a dance hit. I mean what the fuck I heard this little kid say how don maclean(sp) son was a cover of madonas and the little shit said his sucked.
Yeah i like cover songs, but not when the rip-off-artists claim it as their own, like puff daddy.
Metallica did a whole double album of cover songs, they said they were covers, and explained why they did it, and they didnt add electronica bullshit to classics, they did a terrific job of their versions.
OK sorry bout that, im done now.
Oh and i want to kick the shit out of em too. especially the honda drivers
Well, before there was Madonna and American Pie, there was Jim Carrey singing “Somebody to Love”. Do you know how many little twerps now think he wrote that song?
But Jim Carrey was doing it as a gag, not to try an make millions off or a rip-off. but I see your point, little kids can be dumb, When I heard a cover, and thought it was the origional, then found out that someone else had done it first, I made it a point to listen to both versions. I like to try and be objective, but I say MADONNA MUST FUCKING DIE!!
Let’s not forget those mangy little rats, maybe we could lock them all in a room together without food or water and see what happens… wait… I couldn’t even do that to the rats.
Maybe just enough food and water for half of them, then they can fight it out. Only the strong will survive, then we can send in the most annoying band in the world, a band so horrible that they will all wish they had perished in the first wave. The Proclaimers. I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man to fall down on your door.
Sorry if that got stuck in your head.
Hey I bet Metallica would be able to make that song really bitchin. Just make it all thrash metal and scream the lryics. Yeah that would kick ass.
Just the other day I heard the familiar sounds of “Jack and Diane” by John Cougar coming on the radio. I was excitied for a moment, expecting a little trip down memory lane but wait! What was that? No, it’s a stupid, really bad song with some whiny-assed singer singing a totally different song! WHY DO THEY STEAL ALL THE GOOD MUSIC?? (I know this is different from the OP but I felt that it kind of fit here.) I hate when these new bands take the tracks from older, good songs and use them in their new, pointless crap. Continue on with your lives, citizens.
I like Manson’s version better… his style fits the lyrics well and anyone who can piss off those mid western bible thumping fundies as well as he does can’t be all bad.
