Rue likes my puppy. I like Rue.
I like Rue too.
I’m not wearing a cheerleader costume though. Maybe I’ll be the team mascot or something. 
Tut, tut, Bumbazine old bean. You know I don’t carry something as vulgar as cash with me. It ruins the drape of my trousers. Possibly my good friend SPOOFE will be by soon. He could lend you the Jackson twins and a sawbuck. That should be a start on the pizza fund. Extra cheese and peperoni for me.
I’ll wait here for my slice while I watch Wicked Blue, Ice Wolf and screech-owl cheer out of uniform, if you know what I mean. Woooo, yeah girls! Do that wiggly cheer you know I like. Hubba-hubba!
And you should be more careful with the pictures I give you. Three in two weeks should be enough for anyone.
Oh, deb, that’s not your outfit, that’s your official Rue DeDay Charter Member Doily. Your sweatshirt should be on it’s way. It has the RDD monogram in a heart over your heart with your name across the right breast. (I just love to say “breast” to women.)
Silly girl.
Puddin’. don’t be putting any more frogs through the laminator. OK? They just gums up the rollers, and Snickers has to scrape them out with a butterknife.
Many Crows, Speciala is my sister. The Little Woman married into the DeDay clan. That’s the way it usually works. I don’t know how it goes in your family.
[sub]Soda, Gartog, Lady Juliet, katiekilldare, Scylla, thinksnow, BunnyGirl, and Miss Creant, I don’t want you to feel snubbed. So I’ll mention you here and think good thoughts of you. Thanks for the ego-boost.[/sub]
-Rue.
Incidentally, Rue, I considered naming my firstborn after you, but she’s almost 16 so it’s a little late to try to retrain her. However, in your honor, I’ll name the next critter we find in the basement after you. Today there were 2 tree frogs and a palmetto bug… but Puddin stuck the frogs in the laminator (where’s my doggone butter knife?) and my hubby squooshed the palmetto bug. But the very next critter will be named for you. You’re my hero!!!