The Russians did!

Factual Questions
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Two weeks ago, the Russians massively landed on US soil, destroyed the statue of Liberty in New York and invaded half of the US by going thru Mexico. Of course, they wouldn’t have been able to do that without their mind-control device…

Don’t believe me? Check out Command & Conquer: Red Alert II. Of course, as commander and later general, I kicked their ass and I will soon invade the Kremlin and execute Romanov. All with the help of Einstein!

Yeah baby!

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Can someone move/delete this thread? it was supposed to be a reply to the thread “How Come the US was Never Invaded? Other than the Wussy Terrorists”. Stupid me…

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[Conan O’Brien]
In the year 2000…
[/Conan O’Brien]

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I rather suspected that was the case. Closing it here; feel free to re-post that in the proper place (if you haven’t already).