Last December I was given a couple of Starbucks certificates, but since I don’t drink coffee, I held a raffle. Ender won 'em.
Now, since Duke won the NCAA basketball championship (and I hold a matching Mountain Dew bottle cap), I’m holding a second raffle for your chance to win “A $10 MadCash Certificate good towards the purchase of sporting goods, music CDs or videos (or video rentals) at over 130 participating retailers.”
If you’re interested, just list your username. I’ll put each name on a little piece of paper, put the slips in a bag, and the Ryskid will draw the winner. I’ll notify the winner here, and then you can email me your address. I’ll send you the bottle cap and you send it in to claim your prize.
Again, this is only open to U.S. residents only. (Sorry, foreign people…Pepsi made the rule, not me.)
Let’s make the cutoff: Sometime Friday night, April 20th, before I go to bed.
Hey chique, no fair in tryin’ to sway the officials. I know you owe Rysdad a beer from the Hooterfest, but I don’t think the NCAA does.
So, to avoid a lenghty investigation, we’ve had too many here in Minnesota, you can buy me that beer, and then I can …um… pass it along to its rightful owner. Yeah thats right, I can pass it along to its rightful owner.
Disqualify him! Disqualify him! If the damn Packers hadn’t swept the Vikes this year, we would have clinched home field advantage, and then the Giants would have been begging for mercy … and then we’d still have lost to the Ravens. But we’d be a solid 0-5 in the Super Bowl!
…naaah, I’m okay. Just give me another five months and I’ll hate all of Wisconsin again.
Hey, I’ve got it - if Gazoo wins, he’s gotta take all MN Dopers to the MN/GB game on Dec 30th at Lambeau. I’ll even convoy folks out there.
Hmmm… [sub]secret subliminal message for rysdad only I have something I could raffle also rysdad… maybe you could win MY raffle if I could win yours… Hmmm?[/sub]
What the hell could possibly be chapters 8 through 9 that would separate these two related rules? Disqualifications for people offering colon nuggetts and tossed salads?
Chapter 8 deals with the inadmissibility of 3.2 beer, and Chapter 9 describes the preferred methods of presenting acceptable potables (On a silver platter, in a chilled mug, with a bowl of peanuts on the side, etc.)
