The Saturday Night Feud: Drugs - It's What's For Dinner by MsWhatsit [Game Over]

Oh, godDAMMIT…once again, I change my answer and go from a high scoring one to a low scoring one…should have stuck with Oxycontin, but I wasn’t sure I had the name right. >_<

Hard for me, too. The only scrip drugs I’ve been on were anti bios a couple times for post surgery and for acne, and birth control pills. I just said Celebrex because those stupid commercials are always in my head.

  1. Tylenol
  2. Valium
  3. Vicodin
  4. Vioxx
  5. 4
  6. ganja
  7. Pfizer
  8. heroin
  9. junkie
  10. “Cocaine”
  1. Tylenol
  2. Demerol
  3. Vicodin
  4. Thalidomide
  5. 5
  6. Mary Jane
  7. Pfizer
  8. Heroin
  9. Junkie
  10. You don’t know how it feels
  1. Tylenol
  2. Vicodin
  3. OxyContin
  4. Vioxx
  5. 6
  6. Mary Jane
  7. Merck
  8. Insulin
  9. pothead
  10. With a Little Help from my Friends

Probably too late, but here goes.

  1. Motrin
  2. Vicodin
  3. Vicodin
  4. Thalidomide
  5. 10
  6. Mary Jane
  7. Bayer
  8. Heroin
  9. Junkie
  10. Cocaine, Eric Clapton

At least you didn’t type in “Pfizer” and change it to “Merck” at the last minute. So you’ll be well above me in the rankings.

  1. Marijuana
  2. Tylenol-3
  3. Alcohol
  4. Thalidomide
  5. six
  6. Mary Jane
  7. Beyers
  8. heroin
  9. druggie
  10. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
  1. asprin
  2. Penicillin
  3. vicodin
  4. Thalidomide
  5. 6
  6. grass
  7. Pfizer
  8. Heroin
  9. pill-popper
  10. Mother’s little helper
  1. Tylenol
  2. Penicillin
  3. Vicodin
  4. Vioxx
  5. 5
  6. Reefer
  7. Lilly
  8. Heroin
  9. Crackhead
  10. White Rabbit
  1. Tylenol
  2. Ampicillin
  3. Valum
  4. Thalilomide (in the late 1950s - I can’t spell it)
  5. 4
  6. reefer
  7. Pfizer
  8. Heron
  9. Junkie
  10. Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds

valium
Thalidomide

  1. Tylenol
  2. Prozac
  3. Vicodin
  4. Phen Phen
  5. Fen-Phen
  6. Grass
  7. Squibb
  8. Insulin
  9. Druggie
  10. “Cocaine” by Eric Clapton
  1. Bayer Aspirin
  2. Zantac
  3. Oxycontin
  4. Thalidomide
  5. 6
  6. grass
  7. Lilly
  8. heroin
  9. pothead
  10. Cocaine
  1. Aspirin
  2. Penicillin
  3. Valium
  4. Vioxx
  5. 5
  6. Reefer
  7. Pfizer
  8. Heroin
  9. Junkie
  10. “Cocaine”
  1. Tylenol
  2. Tylenol with Codeine
  3. Valium
  4. Vioxx
  5. 3
  6. grass
  7. Pfizer
  8. heroin
  9. junkie
  10. Cocaine
  1. Tylenol
  2. Vicodin
  3. Vicodin
  4. Phen-phen
  5. 6
  6. Mary Jane
  7. Pfizer
  8. Heroin
  9. Junkie
  10. Cocaine

IF I counted correctly then cmkeller is the 50th poster.

Anyone know the real average number of pills the average 65 year old takes? Several people said ten, and I was going to guess three. Ten seems crazy-high to me–sixty five isn’t all that old. Surely a great deal of 65 y/o are in fine health and take nothing, which would bring the average down, right?

  1. Aspirin
  2. Tylenol 3
  3. Oxycodone
  4. Thalidomide
  5. Ten
  6. Grass
  7. Pfizer
  8. Heroin
  9. Junkie
  10. “Cocaine”