Well, one thing that was bringing up the numbers for me were the number of non-prescription pills a lot of people take: Daily multi-vitamin, one or two calcium supplement pills, and then a small aspirin dose for heart health, and that’s four pills, right there - without anything being prescribed, and with a minimum of OTC supplements.
Add in any health concern, high blood pressure for example, or mental illness, and that can start going up very quickly.
ETA: Damn!
My dad takes six that I can think of right off the top of my head and he’s 62.
Baker is right, cmkeller is #50. Mods have been notified. Scores up in a bit.
[schoolteacher voice] I’m very disappointed in some of you! Do you not know that aspirin is NOT a brand name? Or penicillin? Harummpph. [/sv]
(All such answers will be grouped separately from actual brand names. Unfortunately, sometimes this scored better. 
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1. Tylenol 30
2. Penicillin 9 <<—Not a brand
2. Vicodin 9 TIE
2. amoxicillin 5
2. Tylenol 3 5
2. Viagra 4
2. Prozac 3
2. Valium 3
2. Ampicillin 1
2. Celebrex 1
2. Codeine 1
2. Demerol 1
2. Lipitor 1
2. Lortab 1
2. Oxycontin 1
2. Pass 1
2. Percocet 1
2. Robimycin 1
2. Ventolin 1
2. Zantac 1
3. Oxycontin 17
3. Vicodin 14
3. Valium 6
3. Percocet 3
3. Alcohol 2 <<—Not a brand
3. Budweiser 1
3. Caffeine 1 <<—Not a brand
3. Coors 1
3. Lortab 1
3. Marlboro 1
3. Meth 1 <<—Not a brand
3. oxycodone 1 <<—Not a brand
3. Xanax 1
4. Thalidomide 18
4. Vioxx 13
4. Fen-Phen 8
4. Seldane 2
4. Zelnorm 2
4. Ayds Diet Candies 1
4. Baycol 1
4. Escutrol 1
4. Pass 1
4. Propulsid 1
4. Qualuude 1
4. Tylenol 1
5. 10 11 TIE
5. 6 11 TIE
5. 5 10
5. 8 5
5. 12 3
5. 3 3
5. 4 3
5. 7 2
5. 2 1
5. pass 1
6. Mary Jane 20
6. grass 10
6. dope 5
6. reefer 4
6. ganja 3
6. Bud 2
6. The Chronic 2
6. Green 1
6. Hash 1
6. Herb 1
6. Smoke 1
7. Pfizer 28
7. Eli Lilly 5
7. Bayer 4
7. AstraZeneca 3
7. Merck 3
7. Bristol-Myers 2
7. Aventis 1
7. Glaxo Wellcome 1
7. Johnson and Johnson 1
7. Squibb 1
7. Wyeth 1
8. Heroin 39
8. Insulin 10
8. meth 1
9. Junkie 32
9. druggie 5
9. pothead 5
9. Crackhead 2
9. Doper 2
9. Addict 1
9. pill-popper 1
9. Sick 1
9. stoner 1
10. Cocaine 30
10. White Rabbit 4
10. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds 3
10. Semi-Charmed Life 2
10. 'Cause I Got High 1
10. Golden Brown 1
10. Lust for Life 1
10. Mother’s Little Helper 1
10. One Toke Over the Line 1
10. Purple Haze 1
10. Smoke Two Joints 1
10. Stairway to Heaven 1
10. The Needle and the Damage Done 1
10. With a Little Help from my Friends 1
10. You don’t know how it feels 1
Excuse me, but there are countries in the world where “aspirin” is a registered trademark of the Bayer company. That would make “aspirin” a “brand name,” wouldn’t it?
And the winner is ~drumroll~ 42fish!!! Whee! :: flings confetti:: 42fish got 8/10 right. Swampy was right behind you with an awesome score, too! Perfect score was 468.
Thanks for playing everyone! I’m really glad you guys like these games, as I love hosting them. Thanks also to MsWhatsit, for a fun Feud theme!
New one tomorrow.
**1. 42fish 458.00 **
2. swampbear 456.00
3. cmkeller 442.00
4. The Tof 434.00
5. bibliophage 392.00
6. DfrntBreign 390.00
7. Gorgonzola 388.00
8. notfrommensa 382.00
8. drm 382.00
10. anyrose 380.00
11. Gangster Octopus 368.00
12. HongKongFooey 366.00
13. rockle 360.00
14. winterhawk11 358.00
15. astorian 356.00
16. Sternvogel 346.00
17. Freudian Slit 340.00
18. Dolores Reborn 338.00
19. Tengu 334.00
20. MsWhatsit 332.00
20. mshar253 332.00
22. wheresgeorge04 326.00
22. jali 326.00
24. silenus 320.00
25. Bryan Ekers 318.00
25. Eleanor of Aquitaine 318.00
27. Baker 306.00
28. delphica 302.00
29. Hilarity N. Suze 294.00
29. bmoak 294.00
31. Fretful Porpentine 292.00
32. Queen Tonya 290.00
33. tarragon918 286.00
34. susan 280.00
35. Larry Borgia 272.00
36. SpazCat 262.00
37. Purgatory Creek 260.00
38. bluecanary 246.00
39. elfkin477 244.00
40. SSG Schwartz 238.00
41. gardentraveler 236.00
42. Alice the Goon 230.00
43. Schnitte 228.00
44. This’ll Do 220.00
44. dwc1970 220.00
46. ShibbOleth 214.00
46. MissMossie 214.00
48. 3acresandatruck 210.00
49. El_Kabong 206.00
50. OtakuLoki 162.00
Seriously? I’ll go check that.
Last place. sigh But at least I got all the brand names in…
Aspirin is indeed a brand name in Europe. I apologize.
New answers:
Tylenol 30
Aspirin/Bayer aspirin 12
Advil 4
Motrin 2
Benadryl 1
Marijuana 1
Penicillin 9
Vicodin 9
amoxicillin 5
Tylenol 3 5
Viagra 4
Prozac 3
Valium 3
Ampicillin 1
Celebrex 1
Codeine 1
Demerol 1
Lipitor 1
Lortab 1
Oxycontin 1
Pass 1
Percocet 1
Robimycin 1
Ventolin 1
Zantac 1
Oxycontin 17
Vicodin 14
Valium 6
Percocet 3
Alcohol 2
Budweiser 1
Caffeine 1
Coors 1
Lortab 1
Marlboro 1
Meth 1
oxycodone 1
Xanax 1
Thalidomide 18
Vioxx 13
Fen-Phen 8
Seldane 2
Zelnorm 2
Ayds Diet Candies 1
Baycol 1
Escutrol 1
Pass 1
Propulsid 1
Qualuude 1
Tylenol 1
10 11
6 11
5 10
8 5
12 3
3 3
4 3
7 2
2 1
pass 1
Mary Jane 20
grass 10
dope 5
reefer 4
ganja 3
Bud 2
The Chronic 2
Green 1
Hash 1
Herb 1
Smoke 1
Pfizer 28
Eli Lilly 5
Bayer 4
AstraZeneca 3
Merck 3
Bristol-Myers 2
Aventis 1
Glaxo Wellcome 1
Johnson and Johnson 1
Squibb 1
Wyeth 1
Heroin 39
Insulin 10
meth 1
Junkie 32
druggie 5
pothead 5
Crackhead 2
Doper 2
Addict 1
pill-popper 1
Sick 1
stoner 1
Cocaine 30
White Rabbit 4
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds 3
Semi-Charmed Life 2
'Cause I Got High 1
Golden Brown 1
Lust for Life 1
Mother’s Little Helper 1
One Toke Over the Line 1
Purple Haze 1
Smoke Two Joints 1
Stairway to Heaven 1
The Needle and the Damage Done 1
With a Little Help from my Friends 1
You don’t know how it feels 1
Leader Board:
I didn’t say Thalidomide because, although it was taken off the market for a time, it was put back on it, and is still being used today. Just so you know.
And Canada. The generic ASA is used up here, if it’s not produced by Bayer. I don’t think I’ve seen a bottle of Aspirin in over 20 years, actually, since the generics are cheaper.
Dang, 27th place. I’ve not been doing all that well lately.
Sucking at this feud feels much better than sucking at the other ones, though. I don’t know great amounts of stuff about drug use? Meh, I can live with that one.