The Internet is a Strange and Wonderful Highway of Ideas:
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Schrodinger_27s_20Toilet_20Seat#1018836991
Forty Five views as of 8 pm on Wednesday, and not one response?
Eh, Cal, I wrote a response but it was in a superposition due to Schroedinger’s hamster, and apparently when you looked at MPSIMS again, you collapsed the wavefunction into zero replies. Ain’t QM great? 
Not, of course, as great as the internet. Schroedinger’s Toilet Seat, indeed.
How do you make toast with a half life?
And wouldn’t Toast with a Half Life be a great band name and/or RPG?
s/RPG/FPS/
D’oh.
s/RPG/FPS/
D’oh.