The Scout Walker Kama Sutra (with pictures)

Or, Sex and the Single AT-ST. This is what happens when a geek gets some AT-ST* models and way too much time on his hands. All hail cheap webhosting!

*(An AT-ST is one of those two-legged chicken-looking things the Ewoks killed with logs on Endor in Return of the Jedi. If you are still confused, walk away slowly. This is not the porno you’re looking for.) urges you to keep yourself well-lubed:

The link doesn’t go to one of the good ones, and the good ones are all at least two clicks away. But that statement begs the question: Is this SFW? I don’t know. How uptight are your employers about you looking at photos of barely humanoid robotic toys simulating sex acts? If your company has specific policy on this, please quote it here.

Really, it’s about as erotic as furniture porn but I’ve always been fascinated by the many different things people do when they have a webhosting deal and little sense of responsibility.

The internet. Bringer of jargon, MP3s, free media, democratic subversiveness, porn, shopping sites, spam, and… things that are simply indescribable.


What’s really weird, you can set the pictures as you desktop wallpaper. :eek:

I find the fact that you tried to do this to be deeply disturbing.

<Slaps dogbutler with a Wet Trout>


I didn’t try it, it was right there on the page:

Desktop Wallpaper Versions Available: 640x480 800x600 1024x768

***** R2D2 wolf-whistles**

This sounds like Weird Earls territory

I’d love that. How does someone nominate a thread for that august award?

Email the link to Tubadiva. That’s pretty much the sickest thing I’ve ever seen. Even better than Amish porn!

This is fantastic. Truly.

Does scout1222 know about this?