My brother used to bunch up the pillow really hard to the point it was like a rock, and he would club me over and over the head to near the point of unconsciousness. Some days were worst, he would grab 2 pillows. 
Relax, Doper. We may be messy here, but we’re generally very gentle. 
And don’t laugh. You ever have an older brother come at you wind-milling his arms with pillows of destruction. It really hurt bad. I was only small.
In a mass midnight pillow fight in my teens, a water fight broke out. Some of the pillows got wet & the feathers clumped together. One caught my frined on the side of the head & she just collapsed to the floor, semi-conscious. Everyone else just carried on pounding at her & each other with (fortunately dry) pillows. No one except me realised & so I stood over her whirling my pillow like a mad thing, driving everyone back until I was in the middle of a clear circle, protecting her until everyone realised she had been down for a hell of a long time & she wasn’t just pratting around.
Fierra, self proclaimed pillow fight amazon (this is not an excuse for everyone to jump me in the other thread…runs out of door very fast…).
Hi concrete. Bye concrete.
Yay! Three cheers for UncleBeer!
I did think seemed daft when I saw the other two threads & wondered who it was…
Hey, UB (can I call you UB?), is that your record catch time? Or have you done it in less threads/postings before?
Tell me I’m not the only one who feels like they have a huge tatoo ‘SUCKER’ across their forehead. I make one post and come back twenty minutes later to find the guy’s a troll and starting really disturbing threads everywhere. Makes me kinda sick to my stomach–which is, no doubt–just what he/she wanted. Yuck.
BTW, you all did a wonderful job of nipping this one in the bud. Thank you.
Actually, Coldfire is the guy that seems to have twigged to him first. From there I just did a little legwork.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40905