The SDMB Country Hodown!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Alright pardners!

Y’all know that country songs are usually written about bad luck. Well, dammit, today was a shitty day for me, so I thought I would vent in the form of a hodown. Feel free to add your own late misery (but it’s gotta be true, and it’s gotta rhyme) . . .

Well I woke up this morning,
And life kicked me in the head
I tried to start my car,
but it just froze dead.

Damn I hate the snow,
and I really hate the cold.
This -55 degree crap
is really getting old.

I was Late for work
my boss was a pain,
Missed a commander’s appointment
now he thinks I’m lame . . .

I’m really not a fan
of this Arctic crap anymore
drove to work in my roommate’s car
but it’s got a broken door.
(chorus: Frostbit and broke is a shame. . .)

Carry on Dopers . . .
Tripler
A day late, a dollar short, and nothing to spend. Damn.

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Nothing to add but a smooch for the poster. smooch

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I believe Montgomery has finally gotten to you Lt. :smiley:

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A verse, if I may, about my loving family…
This didn’t happen today, by the way…but it did happen.

Early today, I walked out the door
I got in the face with a two-by-hour
It’s old, old story that I know too well
My little cousin is an evil bitch from hell.
Evil bitch from HELL!

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Rrrrrrrr…“hour” is supposed to be “four”!

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Got to swing my Falcon
right on around,
And let Simetra know
that Montgomery’s got it down!

Sure I tried to log in
and reply to my own thread,
but then I found out
that my computer was dead!

Now I’m at a friend’s place
that I’m sitting for the week.
All the crap that hit me today
is really freggin’ weak!

(chorus: Frostbite is suuuuuure a drag!)

Tripler
Simetra, I miss American Pie. Hot damn . . .