Moderator Warning
You quoted the entire OP just to add a “~George Carlin” attribute. You have been around here long enough to know that anything inside a quote box is sacrosanct.
You have also been around here long enough to know that ATMB is for resolving issues. It is not for your entertainment. I issue very few warnings in ATMB, because I want people to feel like they can express themselves without fear of warnings. But that does not apply to posts where someone intentionally comes into ATMB to stir things up or to insult other posters.
People often come into ATMB angry, and often they have a good reason to be angry. I can forgive someone loosing their cool and insulting someone in the heat of the moment. But if you only come in here to belittle another user or their posts, or to insult them by comparing their post to something George Carlin would say, that will get you a warning.
This is an official warning. Do not do this again.