The secret to long life? Bacon!

My dreams come true…

The secret to my long life is that all I eat is a glass of cool, clear, mountain water every day. That’s it, nothing but a glass of water.

And a stuffed cabbage. What, you expect me to live on just water?

I heard that if you eat a piece of bacon every day for at least 1200 months you will live to be at least 100.