Jesus Christ, it’s like this man has crawled into my brain and made every legitimate complaint I ever had about this show.
Well, except for one. Come about Season 9, the writers seemed to think that they were the hottest shit ever to exist in the history of the universe. Rather than respond to or understand the criticism hurled at them, they held fast in their misguided understanding that they were the most supreme shit ever and mocked their own fans. Fuck you, show. To this day, the smug writers still haven’t gotten over themselves.
Simpsons, you’re a hollow shell of a show that you used to be. Your movie will suck. I just can’t be bothered with you anymore. Excuse me while I go watch my Family Guy DVDs. While FG doesn’t have the heart that you did in your prime years, it does something that you haven’t been able to do for a long time: it makes me laugh.
Oh, and anyone who replies with the stock “The Simpson may not be as good as it once was but it’s still better than 99% of the stuff on TV” gets beaten to death with a claw hammer. It’s been 15 years. Get a new argument, you worthless cunts.